Story Time With D's...Gather 'round children!

I bet D's will have lots of good stories to tell us when he gets out of jail for loitering.
 
D's in rehab he shouldn't do bad... hustling snacks and shit has always been his game.

Remember how he dipped gummy worms in kool aid and began selling them to fat bitches in rehab?
 
D's said:
lol xD, yeah cheese pups are those dog treats that look EXSACTLY like fucking cheesetos sept they are shaped like a bone, i thought it was a chedder chesee log or something new.

you want to hear a story?

when i was a kid.. and i just began to learn what "fapping" was., i couldn't help myself but fap atleast 3+ times a day, sometimes more. i'd fap on the bed fap on the floor fapped so long i grew a fappin' afro then i fapped to the left fapped to the right fapped to the sound of momma cookin rice.
anyways, i couldn't help but fap almost 24/7, i still took time out of the day to eat my captin crunch baries and work on my cursive homework assignments.
well oneday in shop i was like, i'm fuckin tired of fapping, so i desided to make a feefee, everyone else in class was making like fuckin bookshelves, and birdhouses. fuckthat shit i want to fap, the birdhouse gave me the idea because of the hole, and the bookshelf reminded me of my dads porn that i will get into later in the night. well everyone is working on their projects and i'm hammering,sawing,stapleing,glueing,fapping,sandwich, etc.
here is a microsoft paint drawing of my fapper:
drewsfapper.jpg

wish i still had the real thing, my mom threw it away after she saw my exexex gf's panties stuffed in the "birdhouse", she got courious about why there were women panties stuffd in a birdhouse, so she investageted like a snoob,.
oneday afterschool i was bust fappin in my ''birdhouse'' and i didn't kno that my mom setted me up, she put glue in my ''lube'' bubbles, and she fucking made me glue myself to the ''birdhouse'', whats fucked up is i had to go confront her and my dad, and sisters and fucking brother.
they laughed at me, hard, like they were crying, i felt so emberased. so went to the hospital with this still on my penis, well my best friends mom is a nurse in the ER and well since she saw what i did, she stopped letting her son hang out with me :/.
the doctor wasn't laughing, he told me that i have serous issues, and sent me to a therapist.
and well ive been fuckd in the head since.
the end!
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that is possibly the most creative and hilarious thing i've ever heard/seen. man, is that ninja outta rehab yet?

D's, Alabama representin' (i grew up/spent most of my life in bama)
 
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