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Stories from the Drug Underworld

my innerself said:
I have a personal story I'd like to share. This happened about 10 years ago so I'm not to fussed about talking about it.

I was in the navy and a few days before I was due to get out I went into a very seedy part of the city I was staying in. Full of drugs, hookers and addicts. I was blind drunk and walked into a late night shop to buy some food. I started a conversation with a gorgeous women and she asked me what I was up too to which I replied "oh you know, sex drugs rock n roll". She told me that if wanted to score any pills she had her boyfriends stash at hers and would do me a deal. Anyway, I went with her to her unit and sat at her kitchen table while she laid out fucking heaps of drugs lol. There was about 15 bags of pills (20 pills per bag, about 8 different types of logo's), about 5 eightballs of speed, 2 eightballs of cocaine, a bag with about 40 hits of acid. I couldn't believe my eyes. She didn't give a fuck about it. Any way she gets up to go into another room for something so I quickly pop out about 3 red Mitzi pills (120mg MDMA) and gobble them up. She comes back and asks me if I want to do a few lines of coke, so I was like "fuck yeah". She didn't even know I pinched a few pills. So we snort a few lines and I'm fucking flying haha. Then there was a knock at the door. She gets up and goes to answer it and left me with this big stash. So I thought fuck it, I grabbed the lot and stuffed it into every pocket I had, ran out the back door and jumped about 10 fences. So I'm walking down some random street fucked up on booze and coke when the pills I took kicked in. I felt absolutely amazing, completely floored. That's when I completely blacked out. I came too six hours later getting carried out of a club by the bouncers and tossed onto the pavement. I realises I was had blacked out and didn't know where I was. I was pinging off my head and revving my tits off. Some chick came out of the club and asked me if I was okay. I asked her why I was carried out of the club and she laughed and said "why, don't you know?....you were going up to random people taking there drinks off them and sculling them, when the bouncers asked you to leave you jumped the bar and started sculling from a bottle of bourbon with one hand and pouring drinks with the other". Crazy story I know but it gets better. Anyway I start checking my pockets for my phone and wallet and start finding all these bags of drugs. I had drugs in every pocket I had on me and even found pills in one of my shoes hahaha. In total I had about 300 pills and all that speed and coke minus about a ball each. This chick was spinning out at all the drugs I had and asked me if she could party with me at her house, I said "why not". I ended up back at her house snorting coke off her tits, having her snort coke off my dick and fucked her for most of the morning. One absolutely crazy night, I'm lucky I didn't get bashed, die of a drug overdose or get pinched by the pigs. Good times good times.
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This would be somewhat more believable if it wasn't for the fact that nobody had a mobile phone 10 years ago.
 
^ are you jokin? A mate of mine had a "mobile" phone in 1989 for his "man with a van business"

The phone itself was genuinely the size of and almost the weight of a brick.

The battery was like a car battery with a carry handle.
 
A bit off topic, as this is sourced from the news; but anyone ever remember how one of the methods the turks used to bring their stuff in? Those big trucks can now days fill up their tanks with over a £1000 worth of fuel. Anyways on the other fuel tank the driver had kg's put it and got it out at the service station once into the country, only thin was he got rushed by the police then. But; wow, imagine how much would fit into one of those :) Anyone see the news bout 1-2 years agoo bout the crew that jus drove straight through customs in a bmw with boxes filled in the boot to the brim with gear?
 
I might have had a few stories, but luckily I have forgotten them all;)
 
Don't tell me you believe the fella who claims to have had a line of coke?

As OP notes, the thread deteriorates into the usual cheery BL bollocks'n'banter. Just as well. Otherwise, in a world where chancers stick covers round a filched Wikipedia entry and sell it as a book at £7.95p, we might be finding 'The Bumper Book of Dope Tales' in our Christmas stockings
 
my innerself said:
I have a personal story I'd like to share. This happened about 10 years ago so I'm not to fussed about talking about it.

I was in the navy and a few days before I was due to get out I went into a very seedy part of the city I was staying in. Full of drugs, hookers and addicts. I was blind drunk and walked into a late night shop to buy some food. I started a conversation with a gorgeous women and she asked me what I was up too to which I replied "oh you know, sex drugs rock n roll". She told me that if wanted to score any pills she had her boyfriends stash at hers and would do me a deal. Anyway, I went with her to her unit and sat at her kitchen table while she laid out fucking heaps of drugs lol. There was about 15 bags of pills (20 pills per bag, about 8 different types of logo's), about 5 eightballs of speed, 2 eightballs of cocaine, a bag with about 40 hits of acid. I couldn't believe my eyes. She didn't give a fuck about it. Any way she gets up to go into another room for something so I quickly pop out about 3 red Mitzi pills (120mg MDMA) and gobble them up. She comes back and asks me if I want to do a few lines of coke, so I was like "fuck yeah". She didn't even know I pinched a few pills. So we snort a few lines and I'm fucking flying haha. Then there was a knock at the door. She gets up and goes to answer it and left me with this big stash. So I thought fuck it, I grabbed the lot and stuffed it into every pocket I had, ran out the back door and jumped about 10 fences. So I'm walking down some random street fucked up on booze and coke when the pills I took kicked in. I felt absolutely amazing, completely floored. That's when I completely blacked out. I came too six hours later getting carried out of a club by the bouncers and tossed onto the pavement. I realises I was had blacked out and didn't know where I was. I was pinging off my head and revving my tits off. Some chick came out of the club and asked me if I was okay. I asked her why I was carried out of the club and she laughed and said "why, don't you know?....you were going up to random people taking there drinks off them and sculling them, when the bouncers asked you to leave you jumped the bar and started sculling from a bottle of bourbon with one hand and pouring drinks with the other". Crazy story I know but it gets better. Anyway I start checking my pockets for my phone and wallet and start finding all these bags of drugs. I had drugs in every pocket I had on me and even found pills in one of my shoes hahaha. In total I had about 300 pills and all that speed and coke minus about a ball each. This chick was spinning out at all the drugs I had and asked me if she could party with me at her house, I said "why not". I ended up back at her house snorting coke off her tits, having her snort coke off my dick and fucked her for most of the morning. One absolutely crazy night, I'm lucky I didn't get bashed, die of a drug overdose or get pinched by the pigs. Good times good times.
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What a fucking story man this has made my thursday night what i would do to have a night like that.. =] Banging, Respect
 
Mailmonkey said:
I was flying my lear jet across from Miami with a million kilos of 110% coke on board, and started getting chased by Navy Seals in fighter jets so got my lazers out and shot most of them down, but then another started chasing me so I started to eat most of the cocaine in case I got caught, and told the 3 supermodels (can't name them on a public forum) in the back of the jet to start eating coke too....anyway this fighter jet was still chasing me so my mate came along in a speedbpoat and me and the supermodels jumped into the speedboat and shot a torpedo at the navy seals in the fighter, then Terminator came out of like nowhere and started doing all his shizzle, me and the girls were feeling a bit high by now so the girls started doing loads of stripteases and lezzing each other up to put Terminator off then I shot him and we all got back to my penthouse safely and snorted all the rest of the coke.
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I nearly wet myself reading this.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I was flying my lear jet across from Miami with a million kilos of 110% coke on board, and started getting chased by Navy Seals in fighter jets so got my lazers out and shot most of them down, but then another started chasing me so I started to eat most of the cocaine in case I got caught, and told the 3 supermodels (can't name them on a public forum) in the back of the jet to start eating coke too....anyway this fighter jet was still chasing me so my mate came along in a speedbpoat and me and the supermodels jumped into the speedboat and shot a torpedo at the navy seals in the fighter, then Terminator came out of like nowhere and started doing all his shizzle, me and the girls were feeling a bit high by now so the girls started doing loads of stripteases and lezzing each other up to put Terminator off then I shot him and we all got back to my penthouse safely and snorted all the rest of the coke.
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Mailmonkey this story is class! :) I'm not calling you a liar or anything, but there is just one tiny part of your story that sounds a little bit far fetched, when you said you had a million kilos of coke? The rest of the story is totally believable, but the million kilos sounds a bit OTT?! Are you sure it wasn't just a few hundred thousand kilos of 110% coke? Or maybe i'm wrong?! ;) Amazing story though! I loved every minute of it, you've really cheered me up!

@Brimz, i know that i could quite possibly get banned off Bluelight for even suggesting this, but maybe you could use the auld 'Swim' thing if you want to share a story?! I know that reading 'Swim bla bla bla....' is the most annoying thing on the internet, but i'd imagine you have some great stories, so i thought it might be a way that you would consider sharing them?

@Southallkonnect, this is a great idea for a thread! Fair play to you! :) There are some well good stories on here! As for my Stories from the drug underworld? Everything seems to fade away & sound insignificant compared to Mailmonkeys cracker! :)
 
ructions said:
@Brimz, i know that i could quite possibly get banned off Bluelight for even suggesting this, but maybe you could use the auld 'Swim' thing if you want to share a story?! I know that reading 'Swim bla bla bla....' is the most annoying thing on the internet, but i'd imagine you have some great stories, so i thought it might be a way that you would consider sharing them?
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If he wants to share a story he doesn't need to use swim. Using drugs is not a crime (in this country) however possessing them is. As far as I know you cant be done for talking about drugs you did in the past. Correct me if i'm wrong.
 
Suchthefool said:
If he wants to share a story he doesn't need to use swim. Using drugs is not a crime (in this country) however possessing them is. As far as I know you cant be done for talking about drugs you did in the past. Correct me if i'm wrong.
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I think it depends on the country and what laws were broken. E.g. Previous murder; then definately go down. If its just possession through using, then i dont think so(uk), but if its admitting dealing/trafficking/poisoned,lethal cut; anything serious then yes. I doubt their is immunity to a person if they commited the crime in the past, unless it is very insignificant e.g. littering a bubble gum wrapper. Am i on the money?<<<<<<<<<<<
 
SouthallKonnect said:
I think it depends on the country and what laws were broken. E.g. Previous murder; then definately go down. If its just possession through using, then i dont think so(uk), but if its admitting dealing/trafficking/poisoned,lethal cut; anything serious then yes. I doubt their is immunity to a person if they commited the crime in the past, unless it is very insignificant e.g. littering a bubble gum wrapper. Am i on the money?<<<<<<<<<<<
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I'm talking about taking drugs (under UK law) and that only. Obviously if you murdered someone and admit it in future you're going down immediately. It's just as far as I'm aware the actual taking of drugs is legal or at least has no law specifying you can't take them, just possessing them and offering them are illegal. In order to take them you obviously need to be in possession of them (unless you use balloons to transport them, +50 points for people who get this =D) so it makes sure that people can't take them in the first place; or at least tries to. So once you've consumed all of your drugs it would be very hard to prosecute someone as there is no real evidence of you having an illicit narcotic as the drug the person consumed may be legal and show as an illegal drug in urine / hair as it metabolises into whatever inside you.
 
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I aint heard bout the balloon method but i've heard of messenger pigeons from and to jail as well as cats in russias maximum security prison.
 
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