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Stories from the Drug Underworld

Unfortunately he was broken on the Universal Grinding Wheel. I had to look at Wikipedia for that one. Cast are shit.

(The La's, however, are excellent)
 
May have been arrested stealing a Terry's Chocolate Orange, and had about 15 stolen CD's in my pockets, with price stickets still on... "I bet you stolen these as well" "hahaha no, they're mine" "alright then".

As far as drug stories... I hang around and drink with people who have extra curricular jobs, but when I'm with them it's in the pub/club so they're not up to any shenannigans then, so any stories, are just what I'm told. Just run of the mill shit like being baited to places by thieves and weapons pulled on them.
 
VAC said:
May have been arrested stealing a Terry's Chocolate Orange, and had about 15 stolen CD's in my pockets, with price stickets still on... "I bet you stolen these as well" "hahaha no, they're mine" "alright then".

As far as drug stories... I hang around and drink with people who have extra curricular jobs, but when I'm with them it's in the pub/club so they're not up to any shenannigans then, so any stories, are just what I'm told. Just run of the mill shit like being baited to places by thieves and weapons pulled on them.
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heh, yeah that used to be a big thing quite a load of years ago.
 
Same brimz, might have to be saved for when/if I ever make it to a bl meet up!
 
brimz said:
i really want to post stuff but it would be incriminating to fuk , i got some cracking yarns but they are to illlegal
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Quite. Even though the statute of limitations have run out on just about all of mine, a public forum may not be the place for them.

Someone started a thread on another site about unexpected sexual conquests. A poster went into great detail about his seduction by a milf taxi driver when he got off his train by mistake in a small seaside town. To cut it short, turned out to be the OPs mamma. Beautiful.
 
charlie clean said:
Quite. Even though the statute of limitations have run out on just about all of mine, a public forum may not be the place for them.

Someone started a thread on another site about unexpected sexual conquests. A poster went into great detail about his seduction by a milf taxi driver when he got off his train by mistake in a small seaside town. To cut it short, turned out to be the OPs mamma. Beautiful.
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Jesus that is an absolute beaut isnt it? Haha :D
Fuck man if you ever come across a link to that page, prey fucking tell mate - I imagine that'd be an altogether hilarious read.
 
There is a person who lives near me, who knew a Businessman in a city in the north of England who wholesaled Coke that was coming straight to the UK, from Brazil, he also had the means to import to Ireland. Before he knew it he was making 10k a week, but had no way of laundering the money. So he had the cash in stashes and caches in the surrounding countryside. It was his habit to keep it in 10k batches stored in football socks. One hidey hole was in a hole in the wall of a derelict cottage. One day he arrived to pick it up only to discover the place was being renovated and the hole repaired and the entire wall repointed, so there was no way to tell where the hole was. He had a friend in plant hire who he persuaded to bring out a jcb on a low loader and the wee fucker knocked half the house until he found his 10k in the rubble.

He afterwards blew his entire roll on crack in an eight month period, so i suppose justice of a kind prevailed.
 
I found about 12 KG of soap bar in the valley near my house, there were a few more blocks in the water. It must have been there for about a year it had mould growing on it, it was atrocious you needed about a kilo to get a decent hit at all. Most of the more recent ones are probally not for the BL forum. Apart from that its about as exciting my "drug underworld story" gets im afraid if you can call it that, apart from a lot of rumours.

Also a mate who hid 1 Kilo of mephedrone in a field near him went on some mad rage when he thought hed lost it, "I hid it under a log", it took about 3 hours to find it, anyway alot of it got quite damp and he got into a bit of trouble with the police and he thought he was about to be imminetly raided in mass paranoia ran down the valley and just threw about 150 gram into the bushes, it was pretty off though still would have sold
 
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I did once stumble upon what looked like a big deal in progress. A friend and I were walking through a national park at 4ish/5ish after a night of acid-fuelled roaming, still very spangled, and in a little carpark we came across two estates parked back to back with a pair of burly men chucking big plastic parcels from one boot to the other while this old codger stood observing. We had to pass within a few feet of them to get by. Got round the corner and had a bit of a spontaneous run.
 
endlessnameless said:
Jesus that is an absolute beaut isnt it? Haha :D
Fuck man if you ever come across a link to that page, prey fucking tell mate - I imagine that'd be an altogether hilarious read.
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Sadly, the whole thread was deleted, I imagine at the request of the OP.

Funniest thing was the seven or eight posts while he was working it out. " When you say a Renault is short on seat space, what type do you mean?" - stuff like that. The guy replied faithfully - including " she was the slackest slag I've ever come across " - before finally asking why the curiosity. Up to then, I assume he thought the OP didn't believe him and was trying to catch him out. It wasn't the OP who explained but his mate from the same town and shortly afterwards the thread vanished. Wish I'd seen what was coming and copied it, a true classic.
 
Aha, oh god man - its not often I actually laugh out loud at incidences occurring on forum threads but I certainly find myself doing so in regard to this little gem. The way those posts were worded, right down to him questioning the kind of car involved is exactly what I had been imagining and if I had actually witnessed it developing on front of my eyes much like you did, I'd have been carried out of the room and likely have needed a tranquilliser to kill the giggles. When I eventually saw that the thread had been deleted that would have just finished me off completely. Classic indeed pal, cheers for sharing ;)
 
In my Junior school days, we used to have a fundraising thing called 'Super Schools', sponsored by 'Pritt Stick. The kid who raised the most amount of dough via sponsers, got a jumper with the logo.

I once took to pretending it was on, and handing out stolen copies of the sponsorship form to people. £20 or so quid in pound coins back then seemed a fucking fortune..
 
Urbain said:
In my Junior school days, we used to have a fundraising thing called 'Super Schools', sponsored by 'Pritt Stick. The kid who raised the most amount of dough via sponsers, got a jumper with the logo.

I once took to pretending it was on, and handing out stolen copies of the sponsorship form to people. £20 or so quid in pound coins back then seemed a fucking fortune..
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Lol.

Our wolf cub pack went bob-a-jobbing but, at the behest of our 'sixer', kept the money. Come the day each troop had to declare proudly how much they'd earned for the movement, the 8 year old hoodlum straightfaced said 'nothing, sir'. "What?" asked Brown Woggle or whatever the cubmaster was called. "Couldn't get a penny out them mean buggers, sir, maybe you can give us another street next year.'' We creased up laughing and were all expelled on the spot. Richest kids on the block for a week, though.
 
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