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Stories from the Drug Underworld

when mephedrone came around, the shops had a line out the door (no pun intended), a few lads i knew and hung about with used to have a way of stroking a gram of meph straight infront of the person, i never did it as it took a skilled thief to think of it and put it into work.

the shops used to staple the bag of drone to a card packet (eg space-E, happy grow) they would have bought one packet, sniffed the drone, filled it up with whatever, staple back in, now here is were the hand trickery comes in. they ask the person there to see the packet, have a smell n all, normally it was quite busy so they were concentrating on other people too, they then say aye they will take it, go to 'get money' out of pocket with packet in hand, in the pocket the drone goes then other hand goes in other pocket to look for 'money', the switch has been done, the line 'sorry mate be back in two seconds, my mates got my coin', hand the packet of shite back, person knew none the wiser as they were wiped to the chops normally too, the place just stank of the stuff. and that is how some of the younger thiefs worked here...
 
A local crime family were investigated at a national level, a number of vechicles were siezed as Criminal Assets, one of these vehicles was an ice cream van that due to some electrical flaw started to play Greensleeves once the engine started (there was some trick to stop it). A uniformed Guard had to drive the van through our town to the local pound with this music blaring. Funnily enough, no charges were ever issued as a result of this investigation.
 
Suppliers making 3000 in an afternoon chopping and selling really good Coke

Guys of 26 owing each other 50,000-100,000k after deals that fucked up

Loads of drug empires run from prison
 
One that I don't mind posting up , (because it come on top and everyone got nicked ) my boss and his partner set up a fake Pharm company and orderd 500,000 green eggs A few times from Russia , we re packaged everything and they was all shiped up north of the border , last 2 times they did it they ordered 1 millon, because of the size of the orders ,the regional crime squad started to investigate them , that's how it came ontop ,
At the time we had a contract for schools in north London it was the 6 week holiday and we had the lorryin the school sports hall re bagging ,them doors come crashing through. Spent 8 months on remand in Winchester ,4 of us walked when it went to trial, the other 2 got birded off.
I earned some very good money during this time but it was all scotish notes.

It was quite along time ago and it took me a while to realise , people were ending up with missing limbs/dying,because of them eggs, and it's never really sat right with me.
 
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You mean Temazi eggs? The ones that gelled the blood up resulting in lost limbs? Interesting story bro.
 
It is indeed. Seems the 'Scottish temezepam tragedy' was the consequence of criminal importation and not diverted UK pharmaceuticals, which was the reason given for stopping the prescriptions of a lot of responsible users.
 
Another true story was about a guy who i knew, and went same school with.
He started his own coke empire and the way he got it in was; Relative who works on Air Canada crew would take the big lump and put it in her handbag,
when stopping here at heathrow, voila come out and pass it to his worker. The way this worked was that airplane crews have virtually zero risk of getting searched, so the judge gave him hefty sentences, as they most probably would have not got caught, but they did. Also the plane originated from Canada and the lump im presuming was from south america, we all know the market in the USA for drugs.
 
cool story bro

Another true story was about a guy who i knew, and went same school with.
He started his own coke empire and the way he got it in was; Relative who works on Air Canada crew would take the big lump and put it in her handbag,
when stopping here at heathrow, voila come out and pass it to his worker. The way this worked was that airplane crews have virtually zero risk of getting searched, so the judge gave him hefty sentences, as they most probably would have not got caught, but they did. Also the plane originated from Canada and the lump im presuming was from south america, we all know the market in the USA for drugs.
 
I have a personal story I'd like to share. This happened about 10 years ago so I'm not to fussed about talking about it.

I was in the navy and a few days before I was due to get out I went into a very seedy part of the city I was staying in. Full of drugs, hookers and addicts. I was blind drunk and walked into a late night shop to buy some food. I started a conversation with a gorgeous women and she asked me what I was up too to which I replied "oh you know, sex drugs rock n roll". She told me that if wanted to score any pills she had her boyfriends stash at hers and would do me a deal. Anyway, I went with her to her unit and sat at her kitchen table while she laid out fucking heaps of drugs lol. There was about 15 bags of pills (20 pills per bag, about 8 different types of logo's), about 5 eightballs of speed, 2 eightballs of cocaine, a bag with about 40 hits of acid. I couldn't believe my eyes. She didn't give a fuck about it. Any way she gets up to go into another room for something so I quickly pop out about 3 red Mitzi pills (120mg MDMA) and gobble them up. She comes back and asks me if I want to do a few lines of coke, so I was like "fuck yeah". She didn't even know I pinched a few pills. So we snort a few lines and I'm fucking flying haha. Then there was a knock at the door. She gets up and goes to answer it and left me with this big stash. So I thought fuck it, I grabbed the lot and stuffed it into every pocket I had, ran out the back door and jumped about 10 fences. So I'm walking down some random street fucked up on booze and coke when the pills I took kicked in. I felt absolutely amazing, completely floored. That's when I completely blacked out. I came too six hours later getting carried out of a club by the bouncers and tossed onto the pavement. I realises I was had blacked out and didn't know where I was. I was pinging off my head and revving my tits off. Some chick came out of the club and asked me if I was okay. I asked her why I was carried out of the club and she laughed and said "why, don't you know?....you were going up to random people taking there drinks off them and sculling them, when the bouncers asked you to leave you jumped the bar and started sculling from a bottle of bourbon with one hand and pouring drinks with the other". Crazy story I know but it gets better. Anyway I start checking my pockets for my phone and wallet and start finding all these bags of drugs. I had drugs in every pocket I had on me and even found pills in one of my shoes hahaha. In total I had about 300 pills and all that speed and coke minus about a ball each. This chick was spinning out at all the drugs I had and asked me if she could party with me at her house, I said "why not". I ended up back at her house snorting coke off her tits, having her snort coke off my dick and fucked her for most of the morning. One absolutely crazy night, I'm lucky I didn't get bashed, die of a drug overdose or get pinched by the pigs. Good times good times.
 
I was flying my lear jet across from Miami with a million kilos of 110% coke on board, and started getting chased by Navy Seals in fighter jets so got my lazers out and shot most of them down, but then another started chasing me so I started to eat most of the cocaine in case I got caught, and told the 3 supermodels (can't name them on a public forum) in the back of the jet to start eating coke too....anyway this fighter jet was still chasing me so my mate came along in a speedbpoat and me and the supermodels jumped into the speedboat and shot a torpedo at the navy seals in the fighter, then Terminator came out of like nowhere and started doing all his shizzle, me and the girls were feeling a bit high by now so the girls started doing loads of stripteases and lezzing each other up to put Terminator off then I shot him and we all got back to my penthouse safely and snorted all the rest of the coke.
 
I was flying my lear jet across from Miami with a million kilos of 110% coke on board, and started getting chased by Navy Seals in fighter jets so got my lazers out and shot most of them down, but then another started chasing me so I started to eat most of the cocaine in case I got caught, and told the 3 supermodels (can't name them on a public forum) in the back of the jet to start eating coke too....anyway this fighter jet was still chasing me so my mate came along in a speedbpoat and me and the supermodels jumped into the speedboat and shot a torpedo at the navy seals in the fighter, then Terminator came out of like nowhere and started doing all his shizzle, me and the girls were feeling a bit high by now so the girls started doing loads of stripteases and lezzing each other up to put Terminator off then I shot him and we all got back to my penthouse safely and snorted all the rest of the coke.

A similar thing happened to a close friend of mine who also happens to reside in south-west UK.
Coincidence? Unlikely
 
Sure he stole the story off your mate, he flies a little Cessna, not a Learjet, and his 'supermodels' are skin flick actresses from Liberty City.

Can't understand why people exaggerate so but I've Charlotte Gainsbourg working on me under the table and we've got 50kilos of coke to get through by teatime so I'll have to cut this short.
 
A similar thing happened to a close friend of mine who also happens to reside in south-west UK.
Coincidence? Unlikely

Shit I've probably said too much, might have to delete that post, self-incrimination and all that.... :(

Naa, it's okay SWIM did it!!!
 
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This thread was only ever going to go one way really...
Frankly I'd have been disappointed if it didn't.
 
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