^^ and knows there's a huge mix next to a bucket bong in a spa at home.
... I just wanted to make his feat sound more inspired.
But anyways, the only real way to know if you're dealing with an UC is your intuition. The police are obviously going to keep revising and refining their methods to become more insidious if they really want to get into the drug scene. However, at the same time, the people they're after are only ever going to respond by becoming more devious, crafty and elusive in their meothds of evasion.
The laws of supply and demand dictate that it will take a lot more resources than any political party can justify to eliminate drugs. It will be an endless cycle until the feuding parties in the war on drugs eventually evolve into either the same cause or two completely different factions, perhaps living on different continents and battling in massive 16th century warships because half of the race believe in the drug gods and the other half are dirty heathens that will endure sobriety in hell for all eternity.
Umm... what was I saying? Oh... yeah... someone was describing PC cops before and like... I'm not a cop, but I wear dress pants and black shoes and collared shirts. Add that to being shy around strangers and just having all the good attributes attributed to cops, like a muscular physique, well-spoken eloquence and a huge wang... I can't score biccies off a ten year old dealer passed out on rohypnol. Mostly cause I can't score rohypnol.
Ok so I got a bit sidetracked, but it's like 4am I'm real real stoned and I can't remember where I am.
edit: oh yeah. home.