The dark domestic arts are worthy of learning... just remember to do other stuff too!
This imaginary meeting is in Glasgow with a marine engineer - fucking miles from the sea hehe... no one would dare ask me about it because I can be quite verbose with full explanations using technical jargon.....read bullshit
you'll have to teach me that sometime, imagine it could be quite handy when i want to disappear off the radar for a few weeks, as i often tend to.
am getting quite well schooled in the dark domestic arts now lol, still can't work the fucking washing machine though. everything else i've got down though