Captain.Heroin
Bluelight Crew
You probably shot meff and rubbed your dick all over creation.
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Now it sounds like my grandma is talking to me.
You probably shot meff and rubbed your dick all over creation.
Isn't it always better that way?
you are filling a void as I was. the naloxone? a horribly painful STI/STD. maybe take time to reflect on what you're trying to fix inside. it says in NA literature we often settle for sex when we really wanted love. also sex does alter our counscious when we reach orgasm. a high if you will. and the chemical release is that of opioid relation and coming from someone who was/is opioid dependent, its probably satisfying an underlying craving of some sort.
hmm SLR+ADD material right there.
Seriously guys, can you get a raging boner just from the summer breeze hitting your cock through your bathing suit? Too funny.
yup.Seriously guys, can you get a raging boner just from
I was cracking up last night at my husband. He came in from the pool outside and came up behind me in the kitchen and pressed against me and he had the hugest hard on ever.
I was like WTF dude? You were just outside, what got you going like this? And he said, "Mmm, well, the breeze blew just right."
Seriously guys, can you get a raging boner just from the summer breeze hitting your cock through your bathing suit? Too funny.
She reacts positively, and I grab her tit.
Dude, dude, DUDE. So my ex dumped me like 3 months ago, right? And I've just been feeling so shitty and COMPLETELY unsure of myself.
So tonight, I went out. Fuck her, right? I go to this club, and I'm drinking and dancing with people, having a general good time. More drinks, more drinks. I even get bought a few drinks by girls. Whaaaa?
Anyways, an asian 8 walks up to me, and we start dancing. She asks me if I'm gay, apparently because I have dyed flamboyant hair. Peacock ftw, right? Suuuucker. Anyways, I'm loose as hell, and I think, what the fuck? I lean over and kiss her neck. She reacts positively, and I grab her tit. She grabs my junk, and the rest is history. I feel untouchable right now, I've always been so insecure about myself! But after tonight, just being able to dance and socialize and (...) feels amazing.
So good night, SLR Social. I will see you in the morning, a new man.![]()
I was cracking up last night at my husband. He came in from the pool outside and came up behind me in the kitchen and pressed against me and he had the hugest hard on ever.
I was like WTF dude? You were just outside, what got you going like this? And he said, "Mmm, well, the breeze blew just right."
Seriously guys, can you get a raging boner just from the summer breeze hitting your cock through your bathing suit? Too funny.
Anyways, an asian 8 walks up to me, and we start dancing. She asks me if I'm gay, apparently because I have dyed flamboyant hair.