a man is walking along the beach early one morning.he comes across this woman who has no arms and no legs,she's crying.he goes up to her and asks..."Whats wrong,why are you crying?" the woman replies " i want a hug, ive never been hugged before" the man says to her, "Ok,i will".he hugs her. At around lunchtime, the mans walking his dog along the beach again, he comes across the woman for the 2nd time."Whats wrong? why are you still crying?" the woman says "I want a kiss, ive never been kissed before". the man tells her he'll kiss her. That night, the mans walking his dog along the beach and finds the woman still laying there crying. "Why are you still crying?" the woman says "Can you fuck me, ive never been fucked before" the man says ok, picks her up, throws her in the water and yells out "There you go, now ur fucked!"