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There's this hippy on a bus and he sees this really good looking nun that gets him really horny. So he goes up to the nun and says "how about u and me having sex?" the nun is horrified and moves away. The bus driver overheard and says to the hippy "Hey, that nun weeds the cementary every afternoon. Why don't you go down there dressed up as Jesus Christ and i'm sure she''ll have sex with you".
So that afternoon the hippy goes to the cementary dressed as Jesus and approces the nun.
"Sister, i have been resurrected and havent had sex for over 2000 years. Will you have sex with me"
The nun is shocked but says "Well of course, but can we have anal as its the wrong time of the month"
So they do. When they finish the hippy pulls of his disguise and says "ha ha! tricked you! I'm really the hippy!"
The nun then pulls of her disguise and says "ha ha! tricked YOU! I'm really the bus driver!"
So that afternoon the hippy goes to the cementary dressed as Jesus and approces the nun.
"Sister, i have been resurrected and havent had sex for over 2000 years. Will you have sex with me"
The nun is shocked but says "Well of course, but can we have anal as its the wrong time of the month"
So they do. When they finish the hippy pulls of his disguise and says "ha ha! tricked you! I'm really the hippy!"
The nun then pulls of her disguise and says "ha ha! tricked YOU! I'm really the bus driver!"
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