Venting Say something you can't say to their face

[cduggles]

Just let me know. I will not be hurt but I need to know why.

Why what?

 

[Robi]

i dont want Your greedy ass at the funeral, i know you just want the free lunch and cocktails after it

 

[RareForm]

Where is the fucking remote control?

 

[nepalnt21]

i took a whole lot of acid (the rest of my secret stash, actually) one night a few weeks ago while you were sleeping, and tripped dong in outer space.

 

[RareForm]

Watch out for those space dongs. I tripped over several on my interstellar walk the other night. The last thing you want is to get pregnant and give birth to a bunch of little Scraulqans.

 

[relentlessgenjin]

To the girl behind the counter at a suburban 711 off Dodge can I have your number?

She is enthusiastic enough and around my age why not? Cool punk style but I am daydreaming guess you just go for it and expect rejection no other way to do it but to ask

How can I ask to hang out without being creepy can it be done what would a PUA do? Lol no need for pick up lines just act natural and stay in the present but need to try for the number quick might never see her again what is there to lose but an opportunity.

 

[relentlessgenjin]

i took a whole lot of acid (the rest of my secret stash, actually) one night a few weeks ago while you were sleeping, and tripped dong in outer space.

Tripped dong? That's a new term for me

 

[nepalnt21]

Tripped dong? That's a new term for me

lol
new for me too

 

[nepalnt21]

To the girl behind the counter at a suburban 711 off Dodge can I have your number?

She is enthusiastic enough and around my age why not? Cool punk style but I am daydreaming guess you just go for it and expect rejection no other way to do it but to ask

How can I ask to hang out without being creepy can it be done what would a PUA do? Lol no need for pick up lines just act natural and stay in the present but need to try for the number quick might never see her again what is there to lose but an opportunity.

you're gonna have to just be natural, confident, and friendly and hope she takes a hint.

hitting on people at their job is tricky, most people will just be friendly because it's their job, and so even if they seem to be responding to your advances, it very well may be just out of politeness.

some people absolutely hate being hit on at their job, and it's not like they can escape.

tricky tricky

 

[RareForm]

what would a PUA do?

@ions, this is your area of expertise.

 

[ions]

I'm in therapy for this shit...

To my therapists You are the biggest negative influence in my life or I hope you get stabbed.

@Mysterier Instead of getting in trouble for free advice, I accept paypal and bitcoin or google pay.

 

[izo]

do you want to be my wife?

 

[Freudzilla]

I feel the same way about you too Freudzilla but it had to end!

You’re absolutely right it did because all good things must end.

 

[ions]

you love yourself so much to let somebody else love you

 

[ions]

Do you know how to make money without sticking needles in peoples arms?
I hope you get stabbed.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Sorry I farted during your wedding vows.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Your silent treatment is a silent treat.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I'm polite and have good manners, but bitch don't push me.

 

[deficiT]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

No one wants to buy a ticket to your shitshow.