I like that I can say almost anything to you without you going nuts like my last long term partner would. With you, I can be real, I can be me. When I see you later today I'll try remember to tell you that you're a special one Love no longer feels like a battlefield
OK. Saying to me "what if I'm pregnant" is sending sirens off in my head. Don't fuck with me!! Please. Do NOT fuck with me. Even though your lying right next to me and have no idea what I'm writing right now, you must get the impression that you are freaking me out. Tomorrow: pregnancy test time.
We have a pregnancy test, but now you are acting like you don't need to use it! Damn, girl! You fuck with my head, but I love it!! (She is laying in between my spread legs, facing the same way as me and using her computer right now as a write this, so it's pretty funny me posting here!!) :D
I think I have an abscess . It was nice to get a message from you out of the blue. That's not how most of my relationships work & it's a welcomed change. Now the big question, do I text you today? Or day I wait until tomorrow :3?
how much are you being paid to pretend to like me?
you're a great actress by the way. kinda sucks you string me along with nights like last night when in reality im nothing more than an embarssment to you.
Sass doesnt translate well to the internet so being a sassy hipster chick is not a good look via the interwebz unless you are overtly hot. I know I know Ill let you do you and Ill do me but just thought you should know.
Last year I was obesessed with you....now, I look at your picture and notice how pudgy you are. You never should have cut your hair!! It made you look sexy; like, now you look like a fat Boy Scout.
Fuck I needed that vent, I love extended family but fuck me in-laws don't have the right to fucking walk all over you when your not even the one fucking their daughter!!!
even after all the emotional distress that (wasn't caused by you but) revolved around you, it takes you but a couple hours to make me genuinely happy for the first time in like two months. I love you, always. anything I can, is done for you because were blood and you're just as beautiful as ever!