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Random MSN Gibberings XCIV - How much for an 8th of Immodium?

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i can't go to bed until i know that mouse is toast and no longer suffering jan ...

lie to me if necessary, pls
 
Well, if anyone's got Minnie's number better call her up and say Micky ain't coming home tonight.

I scooped it into a bag, slammed it against the wall, dropped a plank on it then jumped on top of that. Wasn't an awful lot of mouse left after that but it was quicker than whatever was happening to it beforehand.

Better than doing it with a hammer, you have to keep looking at it to aim.

Having a slightly earned beer now!
 
jancrow said:
Well, if anyone's got Minnie's number better call her up and say Micky ain't coming home tonight.

I scooped it into a bag, slammed it against the wall, dropped a plank on it then jumped on top of that. Wasn't an awful lot of mouse left after that but it was quicker than whatever was happening to it beforehand.

Better than doing it with a hammer, you have to keep looking at it to aim.

Having a slightly earned beer now!
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Or is that beer just escapism?
R.I.P. Micky :( <3
 
Mailmonkey said:
just chop its head off

I killed seagull with a spade once, by battering it, took some finishing off....

Next time I had to kill something was a pigeon, and the woman only had a spade again, but I just chioopped its head off with the spade instead of battering it
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What was wrong with the seagull, or did it just look at you funny? :sus:
Actually that post hints at a mysterious story because the way I read it you were in the presence of the same woman and using the same spade.

I killed a pigeon once too, was just ambling along on the way to school and somehow stepped on it without seeing, I thought it was a bag of crisps underfoot but twas its ribcage, had to finish it off with head stamps.

trammies said:
Or is that beer just escapism?
R.I.P. Micky :( <3
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I'm trying to wash away what I've done. Drinking to forget innit.
 
TheSpade said:
If you were Mugabe you'd be selling all your possessions and depositing into your poker account now, playing high stakes, under the impression you couldn't lose.
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Hardly, I don't play online poker anymore, banned myself from the sites, can't deposit anymore. I am still up online overall but hadn't had a significant win in over 2 years so it was a good choice, banned myself from betfair too.

I did play in a £25 freezout at the casino the other day though, 55 entrants, top 7 got paid and I came 8th :( Was so unlucky too as when there were only 8 players left I was about 4th position, but 5 times the short stack that went all in doubled up, 4 out of those 5 it was lucky the the player stayed in, hitting cards on the river and all that. Blinds were huge and my stack was dwindling, I ended up all in with J8 as it was my big blind and I couldn't even afford to double the big blind, so I was all in and I got knocked out. 5 hours play to bubble, was fun though, was good to play in a real game again, a professional dealer dealt the whole way game rather than the sort of games at the pool hall with 10 players if you're lucky and you deal yourself.
 
ive got her number, ill get on the blower. shes gonna be devastated. rip micky

just finished that malkavitch film... fucking awesome madness

starting to feel a bit sleepy.. might head off some zzzzz

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That cat looks pretty dapper with that collar and tie =D

I was pretty embarrassed yesterday at my friends wedding reception as I was one of the most underdressed people there, wearing jeans and a shirt rather than proper trousers and a dress shirt and shoes, or a suit as a lot of people were wearing. I went for the smart casual look as they did get married in florida on a beach so didn't expect so many people in suits. Didn't really matter in the end, I left a bit early for a few reasons, one of them that I was feeling a bit ill and bloated but not really the main reason. I had fun whilst I was there though, was a nice reception and I only left an hour early.
 
Morning EADD, dead quiet in here.

Well its bloody Monday again, I'm so not looking forward to this week. And its pish and blowing a gale outside :X

*huffs*
 
Morning kate, it is pretty quiet in here, not much of a morning crew today, guess everyone is having a lay in. Not sure why I'm not to be honest, but I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep, mainly because some fucker next door is doing DIY.

How is everyone on this cold but clear day?
 
It's bloody freezing in the burgh today. Yuck. At least we've not got floods though, I guess.

Moving flat today! Yay!
 
Ahhhhhh whattaday! Beautiful outside, went into town with housemates intending to get a hair cut and get lunch, ended up sat in the local bumming establishment having a few drinks and wondering why only the women's toilets sell cock rings. Good times, by the time we'd fought our way home was in a right arse and stomped off for a shower. Came out the bathroom in a far better mood, chucked my boxers from one end of the kitchen intending to land them somewhere in my room and got them straight on the door handle. About ten metres that was! So now I'm thinking of trying out for the next Olympics.

Wine time.
 
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