Well, if anyone's got Minnie's number better call her up and say Micky ain't coming home tonight.
I scooped it into a bag, slammed it against the wall, dropped a plank on it then jumped on top of that. Wasn't an awful lot of mouse left after that but it was quicker than whatever was happening to it beforehand.
Better than doing it with a hammer, you have to keep looking at it to aim.
Having a slightly earned beer now!
just chop its head off
I killed seagull with a spade once, by battering it, took some finishing off....
Next time I had to kill something was a pigeon, and the woman only had a spade again, but I just chioopped its head off with the spade instead of battering it
Or is that beer just escapism?
R.I.P. Micky![]()
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If you were Mugabe you'd be selling all your possessions and depositing into your poker account now, playing high stakes, under the impression you couldn't lose.
"If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does a hipster buy it's album?"