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Random MSN Gibberings XCIV - How much for an 8th of Immodium?

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Shambles said:
Missus' place?!? Blimey, Snollz, I missed that development. Last I read it was just at the *ahem* "innocently" *ahem* falling asleep in the lap of the longed-for ones stage... ;)<3

That aside, seems I needs me a housepoof :D

That and that aside: arsery. Have run outta baccy. Which is shite. Think I may have to toddle off down the road to visit me *ahem* sugardaddy for some cigs. The term "sugardaddy" is based in irony, incidentally. Sadly. Otherwise my flat would've been sorted long ago. Auld fella wot stays up all night, has loadsa cigs and weed to hand at all times, and is happy to dish out both at any time of day or night as long as I either hang around for ages or leave pronto (variable... latter is usually preferable...). Ho-hum. It's either that or a 30 mile walk to the nearest 24h garage though :|
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Things progressed fairly quickly after the wine and the 'get your tits out' stage :D Going to get the boy a housepoof shirt when I go into town in a bit. No good not having baccy, bloody lost mine and spent all night being arsey about it cos shops in the village were closed and buses had stopped running. Oh well! Feeling...not as rough as expected, psyching self up to go town and then head off to her place to do some work and then whatever. Fecking cold is what it is, so want to just stay in bed.
 
You did the girl no favour there.
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How's that? Set her up with a fellow gentlemen and gave him some inspiration haha! I bet he still blew it though, even with the viagra he was that drunk he'd have lost it or fallen asleep. I would of anyway, had no chance last night don't even know how I got home woke up covered in curry sause, beaut!
 
Could have some with some viagra myself last night, was walking past the pharmacy around 3am and noticed it was still open but decided not to go in. Would have helped a lot after that bottle of rum and 6 pints of Chang.
 
I notice beer is worse for getting it up for some reason. Vodka no problem circa 10 pints and it's tricky or I fall asleep and blow it, even mixing drinks isn't as bad as alot of pints.

Is getting a wonga loan a bad idea? It's a short term venture but the thing is I'm not paying them back more than the £400 I'm wanting. Mate reckons it's a legal grey area cos it's not technically legal to charge such ridiculous interest rates, I'm being paid cash in hand anyway so will say I've lost my job then no interest?
 
yer a right cheeky fucker aint ya! ;)
get off yer arse and get a job, then earn the money and BUY yer drugs, feels alot better not having owed money to a load of ppl! just my opinion though:P

Sorry mate but it annoys me reading all these ppl trying to blag a free ride all the time, life just isnt like that im afraid, any money you borrow now will end up comin back on ya
 
badandwicked said:
Don't listen to them, they're just being killjoys. I think its a fantastic idea, I can't think of a single reason why it won't turn into a massive ballsache all for the sake of a few hours of overrated fun. Do it.
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HAHAHAHA exactly.. go on RSmate rinse the wonga and quick quid loans, get a half o of flake, end up drinking yerself to obvilion, give away all yer coke whilst off yer tits then have not one, not 2 but 3 angry ppl after ya whilst yer trying to put yer brain back together..


tbh this is a post with a hint of jealousy as i would love to say FUCK IT to all my resposibilities, go sell my expensive things and get some instacash loans and get in a fucking state, but im too old for all that, one day...maybe.. you might understand where im coming from..not got enough for the waterbill this month, got 2 sets of rent to pay, gotta pay for a skip, removal men, 1400 council tax bill and that doesnt even cover my direct debits plus what i owe my supplier so it could be worse mate!
 
rockstar 69 said:
I notice beer is worse for getting it up for some reason. Vodka no problem circa 10 pints and it's tricky or I fall asleep and blow it, even mixing drinks isn't as bad as alot of pints.

Is getting a wonga loan a bad idea? It's a short term venture but the thing is I'm not paying them back more than the £400 I'm wanting. Mate reckons it's a legal grey area cos it's not technically legal to charge such ridiculous interest rates, I'm being paid cash in hand anyway so will say I've lost my job then no interest?
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should i get a wonga loan?

daft-fucking-question. At an APR of 4,214% you should be biting their hands off

I'm sure personal loans to the unemployed are on par with the above.

Do it. have a crazy weekend of blues and booze and post pictures

make sure that you buy a laptop with some of it though. because when you're hiding out in your mum's cupboard, avoiding the knocks at your mum's door, you'll be able to spend 24/7/364 increasing your postcount on BL and crying into your keyboard with regret
 
^^^^ hahahaha yeah get yerself a bag of viagras and a fleshlight, 1000's blues and an oz of flake, that should last ya till your discovered 3 stone lighter unable to produce cum any more or dragged out by a few goons for hire from wonga ;)
 
I am working again but it's going to but on off not guarenteed. Although is looking pretty hopefull actually.

The wonga loan would be paid back in a week, not drugs but it is equally dodgy to be honest. The potential money making is about three times the investment.

My mate borrowed £400 off them about 6 months ago now owes £1400 or something which has never been paid back but they've now given up hassling him and sent him a mail saying the original £400 back is what he owes?

I wish you could sell your soul and buy it back same price and in tact! Deal of the century this and so little hassle aswell. But wonga is not the way to go about it really, I suppose I'll just have to wait a few weeks, annoying.
 
lol ate, is it WORTH It though, youve just got yerself outta amountain of debt these last weeks..yes i can read ;) .. so would ya wanna be back in square one?
id get my head down and start doin some overtime and hammer the gym after work, try to occupy ur weekends with sporty stuff, go out paintballin or go kartin or something, ya know? try live a week or 2 sober then your funds will look alot healthier and you can splurge on a 10g bag of k crystals and enjoy em guiltfree that you not gunn ahve a mate hassling you for owed cash.. you prob wont listen but i thought id stick it put there, beleive it or not i think yer a sound geez, just can go off the plot too easily!

take from this what ya will :)
 
atm23 said:
MSB naltrexone sounds interesting I'll have to look it into it, I had to basically have my imune system turnd off with Cyclosporine due to acute Psoraiasis which was becoming life threatening. It now I'm also fairly atopc so an imune system regulator is soemthing worth looking at, if only for he interest.

Tramodol is one of the very few drugs I've turned down when they were FOC, I had a mate who had a really bad back problem and had boxes of the things but having read upi on them I actually manged to refuse the offer, now if it had been codiene I'd have had hi arm off;)

I've have the evidiable job of taking all th tiles off the kitchen floor today, so far there has only been a bit of blood but I fear its going to get messey, still if I can get it doem quickly I might have a bit of time to get a few of jobs done out in the garage that I havent had time to do as Mrs atm has taken the kids out to a safari park.
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Aha, yes. That's what the standard treatment for crohns has been - suppress the immune system. They didn't use cyclo on me, but loads of other nasty shit like steroids (not the good ones), azathioprine, 6-mp, and infliximab. Inflix is the stuff to go on for sure. I also have eczema and it magically disappeared and left my skin super smooth after just one infusion. I've heard the LDN can work quite well with psoraiasis, but I don't have any first hand experience with it. It takes upwards of 3-6 months for the LDN to start to take hold, so I am only just starting to get some benefit now. The drs are interested to see me guinea pig myself, but also quite pissed off at the same time lol.
 
lol ate, is it WORTH It though, youve just got yerself outta amountain of debt these last weeks..yes i can read .. so would ya wanna be back in square one?
id get my head down and start doin some overtime and hammer the gym after work, try to occupy ur weekends with sporty stuff, go out paintballin or go kartin or something, ya know? try live a week or 2 sober then your funds will look alot healthier and you can splurge on a 10g bag of k crystals and enjoy em guiltfree that you not gunn ahve a mate hassling you for owed cash.. you prob wont listen but i thought id stick it put there, beleive it or not i think yer a sound geez, just can go off the plot too easily!

take from this what ya will
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Well if all pans out yes it would be, if it goes wrong then it will be a nightmare.

I can't do any overtime cos I can't even get a consistent weeks worth of work. Actually applied for 50 jobs that basically none of fit any of my usual type jobs, 1 response. What I've been doing is on and off cash in hands for my mates step dad just basically labouring, paid more than fairly but it's just when he needs me, was trying to say he'd fix me with something more permanent through his pal this week which would be good been paid £120 for 2.5 days of doing next to nothing.

The wonga loan is a terrible idea I looked into it quickly there never even read up on it before but that is a route to long term financial ruin. If you just had a few grand to invest it would be easy enough making money legally.
 
rockstar 69 said:
If you just had a few grand to invest it would be easy enough making money legally.
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How so? I wouldn't have a hard time gathering up a few grand if I knew I could quickly & easily use it to make money legally. The only way I know of to easily turn a few grand into an income, or into more than a few grand, comes from South America & is not at all legal.

(Spade - I've still not read your PM properly before you shout "There's lots of ways" lol, I will get round to it soon though)
 
And I always thought Wonga.com would be a great idea as those little ole ladies in their adverts seem so sweet.
 
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