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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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kate said:
I was internet shouting because I was so pleased to read you <3



Edit: you lot will be talking about bum jelly next lol
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I might just go for one a mod job in one of the dusty corners of BL just so I can make a name change, mmmmmm bum jelly, now are we talking natures own or applied ?

Mugz the chemists are open on Saturday, you need to get out more and that fekin rich coming from me.
 
I'm properly intrigued about this bum jelly stuff now. I cannot believe there are foul things I'm unfamiliar with. Not possible. Surely. Closest phenomena I can think of is the goo that exudes from a ladygals bumhole during lubricated bumsex. The goo that exudes from a ladygals bumhole during unlubricated bumsex if likely too wrong for even our Kate to speak of 8o

atm: New logo?!? 8(
 
Your not missing out on anything Mr Shambles, I believe our polite lady friends are referring to a perfectly normal bodily funstion :-

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mucus-in-stool/AN01296

Although it first came to my full attention when i heard the phrase Anal Leakage, apparently a possible side effect of th diet med Olestra and referred to as Steatorrhea, the stuff I read on the internet :D but you have to keep informed do you not ;)
 
How the fuck would anybody notice mucus in their stool? Seriously. Everybody is fascinated by their own stools but how close would you have to look at the paper to notice excess mucus?!? 8o8(8o

Unless said mucus was truly excessive, I suppose. What's a "normal" amount of mucus? And how would I know whether standard quantity or excessive? Questions, questions. Nowt but questions on the bum jelly front me.

PS: Anal Leakage is one of Issy's fave phrases I do believe. First time I heard it anyway. Fear of plugging apparently. Bloody Fail readers and their drippyanusterror 8)
 
Shambles said:
atm: New logo?!? 8(
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I'm like a sheep following Sam's example, new avatars are the new black, your just not "wiv it" in dem dare ills.

I'm never happy with my user name or my avatar so th avatar get changed fairly frequently albeit on a theme of late, I'm keepin real, fresh its livin on the edge of he fekin edge, I is well peng and proper pimpin my wordage;)
 
Shambles said:
How the fuck would anybody notice mucus in their stool? Seriously. Everybody is fascinated by their own stools but how close would you have to look at the paper to notice excess mucus?!? 8o8(8o

Unless said mucus was truly excessive, I suppose. What's a "normal" amount of mucus? And how would I know whether standard quantity or excessive? Questions, questions. Nowt but questions on the bum jelly front me.

PS: Anal Leakage is one of Issy's fave phrases I do believe. First time I heard it anyway. Fear of plugging apparently. Bloody Fail readers and their drippyanusterror 8)
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Apparently go get yourself dose up on Olestra then eat a whole load of really fatty food, someones gotta do it in the name of HR and I can't be arsed (apologies but I could not resist , I'm off now to punish myself fro such a poor attempt at humour)
 
Mugz said:
Finallly the gibberings is back around to wanking talk 8)


I'm well fed up of this 3-meo-pcp, am getting sleepy now though so should be alright took my olanzepine so will be out in a few minutes I reckon, amd I missed all the sexy gibberings chattings :(

Am looking forward to the point at which I can close my eyes and see darkness rather than crazy stimmed CEVs, i CANT GET NO SLEEP!!!!

If I made the order in time I should have some etizolam arriving in the post tomrorrow as I was too fucked to get out to the real pharmacy when it wasn;t pissing it down earlier, so will actually have some benzos for the weekend, if the etiz doesn't arrive I'm not looking forward to saturday and sunday with no benzos, will have to booze it up to compensate, don't really wanna be doing that though.

Bring on the sleeep, night EADD <3 :)
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A pharmacist somewhere near you will be open on a Saturday, surely?

Hopefully you'll read this after a nice long sleep.
 
Shambles said:
Not really, PolkaDot. Would be highly unfair unless there was a boybased version too. Tsk. If only there was a god :\

;)

Actually, ladygirls do have a tap. It's around and about the G-Spot area. Tis if yer clucking anyway. At other times it tend more to general squirtinesses.
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Quoted for the truth, even though you have left somethings just give you the urge to post:)
 
Having itched the living shit out of my scalp and body, I now realise why I haven't used codeine in a while.

3 Scopolamine down the hatch. Hopefully this beautiful red glow I've got will go in a while.

Should have just bought some poppies, ah well.
 
I now feel guilty. Bluebell has just arrived. And quoting my one lil nugget of ladygirl sexual function/urinary tract wisdom at that. And here's me now all bloated with Indian snackstufs and Rolo desert thingies. Just as the temazis are kicking in and a wank is on the agenda before settling in to snooze with Horizon. Now there's an insight into the life of a Shambles :D
 
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Naughty Shambles :p you know our bluebell is a lady, so don't go talking yer dirty talk to her eh =D
 
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