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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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kate said:
I'm sure some sheep allow themselves to be shagged so you have to consider them a bit lovely dovey - ask Shambles eh 8)

These ones had new born lambs and were a bit err motherly...bloody cute as hell though.

How's you petal? I owe you a PM, am terrible with PM's so big apologies <3

Sounds like a nice night in Dan, will look forward to the gibbers. Evening Mugz xxx
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Ah I suppose when ya put it like that yeah some of them have to have a softer side, harrr :D

And I'm really good thanks, yourself? <3 No worries, I am similarly useless, and I did vanish rather abruptly ^^
 
Wonkied on sexy mexy, slapped a vallie in just now, analyzing everything

this is how to stop time perspective, it feels. everything feels absolutely still. in the moment. i could meditate like this, like a mantis. just been moving around like a fluid like a boddy popping snake. egyptian godess angular DMT style geometic angles popping out at various directions. electric
 
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Furious George said:
I didn't think you were a native welshman Shammy. If so, is it true that you lead them to a cliff edge so that they push back harder?
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Not a native Welshman. Got Welsh roots though. Great grandaddy pushed back hard enough cos he was close to the edge.

Speaking of animalcock, any y'all seen pigcock? Was the highlight of Animal Farm by some considerable distance. Not wankworthy. Not quite. Corkscrewy as fuck though. Corkscrewcock <3

PS: I think I could actually do with a male Tenalady thingy. Boycock drips and makes smellytrews :!
 
snolly said:
...and I did vanish rather abruptly ^^
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Yes you did didn't you :( I really should try harder to make you feel guilty about that, and we had to go on through the hardship, dark times, Shambles-free periods and the ice-age without you :| And now you return all happy like %) Thank fuck you still drink tea - or it would be like the whole cosmos is wrong 8(

StoneHappyMonday said:
7 feet eleventy.
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Likely story - you mean 7mm x 1.1mm :p though I'm led to believe you know how to work it 8)

xxx

Dan - you need some beetroot.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Since about '94 / '95.

Seriously, what gave people the impression I eat meat?
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Fek even I knew that, changing your avatars the new black as well not Tenna lady which i can assure you you cannot get in black, I've tried and tried, such a time saver, but like you said Halo you still gotta be layin down your style;)
 
Lady Dribblypisspants if yer dont mind..

Of course boys cant do it.. they do the encouraging. Like a personal trainer..'you can do itttt one more clench!'

Bring in the cheer leeders..
 
We are saved 8o

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Ohh and BTW Beetroot is wrong, end of (I would have said it was the work of beelzebub but lets not go there)

I can now where that black mankinnni whilst roller skating with complete confidence in my personal freshness.

SHM it all got lost in decimalisation mate, I can honestly say I haven't measured mine since I was about 13, live the lie :D

If its a good long piss I always try to strop half way, was told to do that years ago and its a bit of habit now, can't even remember how I got into the habit or who told me to do it, fek it was probably some subliminal shit that I've never noticed before.

I'll have to review some of my habits to ensure they are at least half way decent, I remeber that room with the flashing lights and the voice but that's about it:?
 
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