Shambles
Bluelight Crew
I've conversed with Ms Bell before, Kate. Lady would be pushing it. Female, indeedy. Big difference. As you'd know implicitly 

atm: So I need to eat a fat substitute then a load of fat... Hmm... guessing this is more of a Seppo issue...
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Bargain Mr Monkey. You'll just have to ask for a new kite for your birthday or someit. Or customise your old one to make it better.