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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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I like licking Mr Whippy =D
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and lapping up dribbles 8)


ATM <3 how was the first week at the new school?
 
kate said:
Yes you did didn't you :( I really should try harder to make you feel guilty about that, and we had to go on through the hardship, dark times, Shambles-free periods and the ice-age without you :| And now you return all happy like %) Thank fuck you still drink tea - or it would be like the whole cosmos is wrong 8(
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Haha, I didn't realise you had a Shambles-free period too :( Bad times, bad times. Feel free to make me feel guilty however, need a bit of a kick up the arse these days ;) Always gotta drink tea though, only thing keeping me sane sometimes, is rather eating into the ol' loan though. Damned expensive stuff really :O
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Of course boys cant do it.. they do the encouraging. Like a personal trainer..'you can do itttt one more clench.
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This is so very true on at least two levels.

Level One: Opiates make it very hard to piss be it boy or girl. Me ex-fiance got around this by the use of a fiance's fingers. Could never quite decide whether it was purely the relief from need to piss of the hairtriggercum nature of opiate w/d that made it work out so very well. For her certainly. For me? I got me fingers wet and involved minimal calories.

Level Two: Current Occasional (barely even that these days given cancergerms and stuff :|) Mrs Shambles did yoga for 20-odd years. Penile Piccolo ftw <3
 
ColtDan said:
Wonkied on sexy mexy, slapped a vallie in just now, analyzing everything

this is how to stop time perspective, it feels. everything feels absolutely still. in the moment. i could meditate like this, like a mantis. just been moving around like a fluid like a boddy popping snake. egyptian godess angular DMT style geometic angles popping out at various directions. electric
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It is interesting how the body seems to get more flexible on mxe isnt it!.. Actually its not just the mxe its the level I think.. because ive been there once or twice just with meditation.
 
Ohh Ms Kate you know only to well its atm, in fact 23 is better but I'm not that fussed seeing as it's you:)

Got on OK actually, flashy building with their own restaurant and gym much bigger place than where I was before, people seem friendly enough it's quite nice to work in a bit more of a diverse environment, lots of Asian and Eastern European programmers.

Halo I have a tape measure to hand but ADs leave me a little uninterested and a flaccid measurement might cause to much trauma =D
 
Shambles said:
This is so very true on at least two levels.

Level One: Opiates make it very hard to piss be it boy or girl. Me ex-fiance got around this by the use of a fiance's fingers. Could never quite decide whether it was purely the relief from need to piss of the hairtriggercum nature of opiate w/d that made it work out so very well. For her certainly. For me? I got me fingers wet and involved minimal calories.

Level Two: Current Occasional (barely even that these days given cancergerms and stuff :|) Mrs Shambles did yoga for 20-odd years. Penile Piccolo ftw <3
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you'd think Mother Nature would have had the sense to give us a mains tap for such a scenario really ay?
 
Not really, PolkaDot. Would be highly unfair unless there was a boybased version too. Tsk. If only there was a god :\

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Actually, ladygirls do have a tap. It's around and about the G-Spot area. Tis if yer clucking anyway. At other times it tend more to general squirtinesses.
 
A guy with a rottweiler told me the other day that if his dog attacks the only way to unclamp her jaw is to stick a finger up her bum! I dont know it thats a prostate thing going on or just shock... ive been pondering it since he told me.





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Finallly the gibberings is back around to wanking talk 8)


I'm well fed up of this 3-meo-pcp, am getting sleepy now though so should be alright took my olanzepine so will be out in a few minutes I reckon, amd I missed all the sexy gibberings chattings :(

Am looking forward to the point at which I can close my eyes and see darkness rather than crazy stimmed CEVs, i CANT GET NO SLEEP!!!!

If I made the order in time I should have some etizolam arriving in the post tomrorrow as I was too fucked to get out to the real pharmacy when it wasn;t pissing it down earlier, so will actually have some benzos for the weekend, if the etiz doesn't arrive I'm not looking forward to saturday and sunday with no benzos, will have to booze it up to compensate, don't really wanna be doing that though.

Bring on the sleeep, night EADD <3 :)
 
atm23 said:
Ohh Ms Kate you know only to well its atm, in fact 23 is better but I'm not that fussed seeing as it's you:)
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I was internet shouting because I was so pleased to read you <3



Edit: you lot will be talking about bum jelly next lol
 
Have heard the rottweiler thang many times now. Dunno if it's true or not but does make yer wonder who tried it and under what circumstances. Suppose anything's worth a go if a rotty's having at yer nob or summat. FWIW, I'd let go me grip if it were I.

PS: Bum Jelly?!? Do tell more, Kate =D
 
Feel free to touch as I slumber, might haave some pleasant dreams ;)

Lights off now and turning TV and PS3 off wso final goodnight, I hope anyway, hope I have an afterglow from this tromorrow rather than a comedown 8)
 
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