Mugz
Bluelighter
I always assumed that you were born stupid rockstar 

Thumbs up to Lothian Cats Protection.
I think I've realised how I've become so stupid, I watch Jersey Shore..
Sounds like a gang of neds, I can imagine that written on a wall somewhere with a little monogram above it. Maybe their scheme is on Cat Island and they torment the residents with bangers up arses and other antisocial antics.
Am on painkilling drugs, Mugz. Wrist still fuckin' kills though. Tried wanking earlier.. admittedly not upsidedown though.