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[Allein]

Wow! you have been a busy bee

Lounge sounds lovely - what colour scheme have you (aka mrs atm) went for?



Is your doc quite happy to let you suffer this atm? sounds grim, i bet you don't even moan to him/her about it hmmm (men 8))

Hopefully I've got the uti in time, been drinking loads of bloody cranberry juice so no acidic wees hehe. Not had one in ages, it'll teach me to take things too far...

Should make a move, but may have another cuppa and abuse my flexitime.


btw I-phones are ace!

The colours are down to Mrs atm, she used that fancy new Dulux colour thing you do over the net, very clever I though, so we got the curtains first. 3 walls are just a sort of slightly creamy light brown with one wall a deep wine red ( the sofa is this kinda colour as well)

I-phones

 

[Danny Weed]

Funny though the coppers start barking to pretend theyve got police dogs as they are chasing them to try and scare them

Haha that would be me finished right there I would be rolling around the floor laughing, they cant be serious !! haha

 

[breakcorefiend]

@Kate
i jail broke it because it was locked on an irish network and me being in uk wasnt much use to me, i coulda paid to do it but i worked it out myself :D
now i have cydia which allows me to turn my phone into a wifi hotspot for use with my laptop.. cant do that without a jailbreak

plus it now works!

 

[Urbain]

Ohhh, it's early. I had a missed call from what I thought was a London number, and I assumed it was my ex, so it woke me up immedietly.

The sun is crazy shining in Edinburgh. Lovely. Gym soon, and then, in keeping with my dream the last month, some surface piercings later.

Peace!

 

[NotYouAsWell]

now i have cydia which allows me to turn my phone into a wifi hotspot for use with my laptop.. cant do that without a jailbreak

plus it now works!

Er, yes you can!

 

[Myshkin]

to all that care, i jailbroken me iphone, runs smooth as eggs now

Did you follow the instructions I sent you?

 

[jancrow]

^ LOL

Luckily I was quick enough to hit 'back' before it started.

edit: Morning peoples, sorry, forgetting my manners, I blame etizolam. Coffee's booting it out of the door and down the street and generally giving it a seeing to in front of a crowd of jeering onlookers.

 

[Myshkin]

^Luckily I was quick enough to hit 'back' before it started.

An unfortunate mistake on your part. Though I can appreciate that Bon Scott isn't everybody's idol. :D

And a good morning to you. Any plans for this most mediocre Mittwoch?

 

[missing old pills]

Hi eadd I'm a bit calmer today but just a quick question to the mods.
I know you have a job to do but I do believe your interventions create a forum of false niceness at times.
Free speech?
Over to you

 

[jancrow]

Mainly working very hard, I'm almost at the end of a big project which has so far involved:

Friday: 10am-3am, lager, cannabis, mixed soundtrack
Monday: 9am-7am, shitalin, red wine, cannabis, etizolam, pizza, Velvet Underground, Booka Shade
Tuesday night: 10am-3am, shitalin, lager, ale, red wine, etizolam, cannabis, hamburger, Lonnie Johnson

Forgot to rinse with saline last night so my nose is angry with me! Have you got anything special planned to celebrate the middle of the week?

 

[Allein]

Hi eadd I'm a bit calmer today but just a quick question to the mods.
I know you have a job to do but I do believe your interventions create a forum of false niceness at times.
Free speech?
Over to you

Come on MOPs "if you have a job to do" don't try and do it here, try IRL it's much more effective and we don't have to be involved.

Old school, you get me

 

[Myshkin]

My kind of project! Well done.

I'm desk-bound until the late afternoon, whereupon I'll go home and try not to buy any weed before inevitably caving in. Midweek adventures would seem to be a thing of the past, which is partly my own fault of course.

Hi eadd I'm a bit calmer today but just a quick question to the mods.
I know you have a job to do but I do believe your interventions create a forum of false niceness at times.
Free speech?
Over to you

Freedom of speech has nothing to do with it whatsoever. Freedom to make threats of physical violence to another BLer is one freedom you sign away as soon as you agree to the BLUA.

If that's 'false niceness' in your eyes, then I suggest you find a forum where threatening other members is deemed acceptable. And of course I mean that in the nicest way possible, being a leading exponent of false niceness.

 

[missing old pills]

Come on MOPs "if you have a job to do" don't try and do it here, try IRL it's much more effective and we don't have to be involved.

Old school, you get me

Yea, I get ya cheers bud

 

[missing old pills]

Apart from that though the only reason I like sam is that he's a united fan!
Anything else I think he's a cunt

 

[jancrow]

My kind of project! Well done.

I thought you hated wine?

 

[Myshkin]

I thought you hated wine?

I do. Get me pissed or drugged enough however, and it ends up not mattering. Until the allergic reactions kick in.

Anything else I think he's a cunt

Glad to be of service.

 

[jancrow]

Ah, your Bacchilles heel, maybe. Stick a funnel down your throat and it won't close up, double win.

 

[Myshkin]

Bacchilles heel

Like it. A lot.

 

[missing old pills]

Glad to be of service.

Good come back Sammy

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

A sense of false niceness? I have never been on a more conflicting and argumentative forum in my entire life. There is more beef on BL than in my local butchers.