Random MSN Gibberings LXXIII: Beyond Good & Evil

[parttime crackhead]

I've got a friend that would do shit like that. She irons her pillow cases lol, I'm sure I can even remember her mentioning ironing curtains before but I might have made that one up.

 

[The RZA]

Unless I'm camping/travelling, it gets ironed.

 

[SpecialK_]

Down to my last Carlsberg of the weekend so blasting a bit of techno. Got all my Christmas stuff sorted today too, so I'm skint but it's good to have it done. Now I've just gotta stock up on party supplies, heard of a big New Years party happening already so can't wait gonah be a house full of lazers, smoke screens and tie dye.

 

[ColtDan]

crumpets, tea, and elf on channel 4. sorted

 

[Danny Weed]

None of my clothes get ironed, but none of my clothes have creases in them. They just straighten out when they are on the washing line.

 

[Marmalade]

My mum used to iron my socks and pants I kid you not. She needs her head examined.

^^ mine too. and she used to iron tea towels. CRAZY

Im a merciful creature but I can show no mercy to ironing folks, unless theyre packing some sort of military style uniform for work

the only ironing that's acceptable ---> Extreme Ironing

[EDIT] more pics and link

NSFW:

crumpets, tea, and elf on channel 4. sorted

me too. Zooey Deschanel's looking hot as always.

 

[ColtDan]

Zooey Deschanel's looking hot as always.

shes beautiful

 

[The RZA]

shes beautiful

And some. I'd suck the farts out of her arse.

 

[Marmalade]

Zooey Porn

new TV show with her and 3 guys in. it's decent and funny and it's like Zooey's character, only with more Zooey added, and then just another dollop of her squirted on just in case.

s'bout 8 episodes in on its first season. ep 1

[edit]


better clip with her nearly naked instead

New Girl - Bad In Bed

 

[The RZA]

Yep, she's looking fine in that new series Marmalade.

I'm going to upgrade sucking her farts out to now also holding them in like a bong hit.

 

[maxalfie]

I have a strange urge to go and knock on some doors and torture whoever answers the door with my woeful rendition of Silent Night.
Perhaps we could form a Bluelight choir, with all of us wasted on our own particular drugs of choice.

 

[ColtDan]

haha that would be awesome

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'm good at Walking In The Air

 

[Glitched]

My mum used to iron my socks and pants I kid you not. She needs her head examined.

My Mom used to do this for me and I have just Ben informed by my step Dad that she still does it for him!

I've got a friend that would do shit like that. She irons her pillow cases lol, I'm sure I can even remember her mentioning ironing curtains before but I might have made that one up.

I will iron the pillow case before it goes onto the bed, do you think that is weird? As for curtains, I can understand ironing them before they get hung up for the first time so that they look nice, but this isn't a daily job like!

crumpets, tea, and elf on channel 4. sorted

Elf, fucking awesome!

I have a strange urge to go and knock on some doors and torture whoever answers the door with my woeful rendition of Silent Night.
Perhaps we could form a Bluelight choir, with all of us wasted on our own particular drugs of choice.

When I first started to red that maxalfie I was a little worried for your mentality and even more worried as to where the comments were going but then I read on and it's a fucking awesome idea, I'm up for it and think being drunk will be enough for me if everyone else would be mashed!

shes beautiful

Yeh, I'd use Zooey Deschanel's shit for toothpaste!

 

[Acidtek]

^^ had to look her up and thought she looked familiar!

Then realised I threw her out of be this morning!

Seriously though beautiful girl, that's the look I'd go for normally!

 

[Jabberwocky]

my boyf would like to join in on the how hot zooey deschanel is theme. apparently he thought she was hot before any of you knew who she was.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I've never heard of her, about to look her up....

EDIT>>>>mmm, she's okay but not my type.

 

[parttime crackhead]

That's the bird from Party Down, aye? She's smoking.

 

[Marmalade]

re: specky stuff for kate and anyone else who was asking

haven't got time to waffle on like I normally do, so just briefly, mainly info for Kate's reglaze

best place ever online for that is specs by post. it's based in the UK too, which always helps

you'll need to DL their reglaze form and print it off -----> here it is

prices for your new lenses start from £10 for single vision, hard coated

service is exceptional, lense quality & fitting second to none, and turnaround is fast. they're a proper optician and not just some numpties who've sprung up since prescription lenses became sellable online.

you'll need to send off your prescription, or a copy of it, with your spex [has to be less than 2 years old]

Ive spoken to the woman on the phone a number of times and she's ace, in case you want to call and ask questions, but you probably wont need to as all the details are on the site

anyone else wanting info about buying spex online, feel free to ask specific questions and I'll try to answer when i get chance. I just counted mine and I've actually got 34 pairs [and that's just my current 'script, there's more if i incl my old one]

@ chinupski: tell your bf I've got most of the music she's been involved in making too, incl Michael Ward's solo stuff. I saw her first, so pfft! ;p

 

[smik2]

pornz on utubez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfl94x3ptg