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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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Not good, Monsta. Hope the trickster gods roll the dice in your favour. Take care. <3

Left my bag on the bus this morning in my benzo / weed haze.

Unlikely it's been stolen as it was a grubby little cloth affair containing nothing other than my work shoes, empty plastic bags, possibly an empty strip of codeine and a few receipts. The shoes are actually beautiful German vintage brogues, but it's unlikely that Ver Yoof would want them, and they weren't in pub saleable condition. So a call to the lost property office it is.

It's terrible that I'm in my thirties yet can't manage to keep a bag in my possession unless I tie it around my wrist, and knowing it'll never get better.

Then again there are people with far more to worry about. Plus once I'd realised my mistake a Japanese woman dressed in hotpants and nice boots looked me up and down.

Small mercies, eh? Be good everybody. ;)


Same as Sam, I'd loose my balls of they were'nt in a bag
 
Balls?

I'm still lamenting the fact that Pseudo-Vampire-Girl's friend didn't have the decency to leave alone last night.

Then again, she was probably far too young to come back to a dusty hovel and smoke weed with a 'complicated' man without some kind of mental scarring. Plus when Vampire Princess turns into student with heavy Lancastrian accent and braces on her teeth then you revert from the casual-sleaze-Messiah into a vaguely protective type who just wants to make sure they have somewhere safe to get back to.

To make matters worse, I related the story to my ex and she wasn't impressed. Erm, wasn't it you who split up with me for being a drunken waster?

On the plus side, this evening will probably be spent enjoying an empty house, cups of tea and weed. Rock and roll.
 
Chuck a tv out of your window Sambo its sure to land on a Northerner :)

Glitched I do hope your balls are ok.. Im finding ice wonderful for pain at the moment.. Necessity is the mother of invention .. since no drugs in the house, (and I have a good larder) have
touched the headache I am now bravely suffering- I have stuffed icecubes into a black bobble hat. It works but makes me look like wooly bobby...

( I do hope you dont all still think im a copper ) xxx

:)
 
Anyone able to recommend any good movies that are even better when tripping?

A Scanner Darkly









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Just up and ready for work, get outside to my truck and some fuckers nicked both #NO plates off it, iv a gravel drive so don't think it happened here , would have heard somthing . Must have drove home from London yesterday with out them.
Iv phoned the other mob and reported it , In case some crimes committed with them. What the fuck is wrong with people ?
Can't drive it so looks like a trip to the early house for a fry up , pint. And the rugby.............not all bad.
 
A Scanner Darkly

Thats probably my favorite book, at lest by PKD, its a work of genius and the film almost odes it justice which is a rare thing indeed especially given the number of films based on PKD bocks which,mostly have very little to do with his writings at all.

my suggestions would be some oldies:-

The Trip with Peter Fonda - I'm sure it was supposed to be serious at the time but you'll be pissing yourself watching it now

and

Head - With the Monkeys


finishing up with


Blue Sunshine (1978) - This must have been tongue in cheek I can't believe it was ever supposed to be a real horror.


I saw these all back to back at the Scala in kings cross when it was still a cinema, 2 Purple Ohms dropped just as we got off the Thames Link !
 
American rock isnt really my bag but if your planning on staying awake yuo may as well kick out some sounds, I planing on walking the dog in a bit, so might go for a bit of MC5 to start the day
 
think will start the day with a bit of primal scream


rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeekarghhhhhhhh

ed.. cant believe mr spell check so pedantic as to underline that in red
 
Waking up still tasting last nights Diamond White in your breath just aint a nice way to wake up...Going to see a friend as they are absailing down a real big hotel over here - its a fairly popular thing so should be good.
 
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