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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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I'm fucking pished. Went out tonight to meet a boy from work for a pint at 5pm. He's just quit work, I just fancied a pint. Usually he bails after 2 pints or an hour whatever comes first but tonight he stayed out for a while. I thought we might actually make a go of the night I quite fancied staying out and going fucking daft. Went to the union and it was jam packed full of foreign birds I'd defo give it to but his mum came and picked him up after a couple hours (this is normal) so I wandered about by myself for 10mins trying to think of ways to interject myself into groups of female students but wasn't having any success and left. I'm back to work on Monday and fucking despise the idea, might try and get someone to go out with me tomorrow to go fucking daft at the union.
 
Went to the union and it was jam packed full of foreign birds I'd defo give it to but his mum came and picked him up after a couple hours (this is normal) so I wandered about by myself for 10mins trying to think of ways to interject myself into groups of female students but wasn't having any success and left.

Poetry, every single word.

Thanks Spade, you've really made me smile <3
 
yup, that gets a big fat thumbs up from me too ...

there's nowt like total honesty and reality to warm the cockles

love tales of woe

additional points for added tragedy <3

[.. the lebowski dude relates ... ]
 
a small ginger pissed scottish bloke trying to inject himself into a group of foreign female students in dundee tonight.just seen the headline on sky news.
 
Look I've spent the past 10 days banging a fit, feminine, tanned, sexy, Brazilian bird that came all the way over to Scotland to visit me and certainly not in the mood for getting ignored by ugly, white, student, bitches from Scotland who are masculine, immature nd rude ETC ETC ETC! :D
 
i'd give spade a high five if it were possible to do so over the internet, g'wan with your badself!!, i thought she was just a mate did not know you were laying the pipe.
 
Look I've spent the past 10 days banging a fit, feminine, tanned, sexy, Brazilian bird that came all the way over to Scotland to visit me :D

and no mention that youre completely accredited with feeding her and her entire family, until the 'lease' expires?

you sir, are a very humble guy!
 
Fair play Spade, sounds like you have had a good few days. I'm hearing you about the rough, rude, arrogant, dog like woman in Britain. I say that, I'm very lucky to have my girldriend who is gorgeous and I love to bits, but there are so many minging skets around it is depressing.
 
Look I've spent the past 10 days banging a fit, feminine, tanned, sexy, Brazilian bird that came all the way over to Scotland to visit me and certainly not in the mood for getting ignored by ugly, white, student, bitches from Scotland who are masculine, immature nd rude ETC ETC ETC! :D

Decent standard. You should change your name to TheStud.

You should definately get back out to the union or wherever tomorrow night with a pal. There's nothing like a taste of one to spur you on your way to another few over the weekend! ;)
 
More than just a mate Watson, you think I'm daft enough to let just a 'mate' stay with me for over a week. ;)

Marmalde, no idea what you're on about BUT if it's some 'she's from abroad she must be poor and you MUST be paying her' nonsense you should just stop making a cunt of yourself. She's got more money than the rest of EADD put together, she has servants, butlers, maids and drivers and certainly isn't here to claim part of my £7k debt or £800 a month wages. She'd consider you a peasant. I can't be the only guy in this country to realise after a bit of travelling that women from other countries are far superior. Honestly women in this country give women of the world a bad name.
 
More than just a mate Watson, you think I'm daft enough to let just a 'mate' stay with me for over a week. ;)

Marmalde, no idea what you're on about BUT if it's some 'she's from abroad she must be poor and you MUST be paying her' nonsense you should just stop making a cunt of yourself. She's got more money than the rest of EADD put together, she has servants, butlers, maids and drivers and certainly isn't here to claim part of my £7k debt or £800 a month wages. She'd consider you a peasant. I can't be the only guy in this country to realise after a bit of travelling that women from other countries are far superior. Honestly women in this country give women of the world a bad name.

Why haven't you proposed yet? Reckon you'll ever see her again?

Should of maybe kept it to brazil by the sounds of things. Would you go back there on your travels or will it be unsearched territory next time?
 
I actually considered proposing just so I could get the Brazilian visa and move abroad without any issue. I have no problem with marriage for a visa when it's in my favour, however she would likely to rightly tell me to GTF. :D

I would defo go back to Brazil travelling, haven't even seen a fraction of that country and I love it, the people, the language, the food, the nightlife, the women, the culture and just about everything else about it. I'll be back there but it has nothing to do with this particular Brazilian bird. All my friends and faimily fucking adore her though, they're all asking me already 'when will she be back', 'why don't you marry her', 'why are all women not like her she's amazing' 'are you going to make her your girlfiend' etc already. I'm like "whatever". :D
 
I'm like "whatever".

Hmmm not so sure about that. Your still talking about her alot, didn't approach any of these other foreign women tonight either...haha hope the ring is refundable ;)
 
If I never see the Braz bird again I could not care. I don't want anything more from her, nor her from me. We're mates (with benefits) but it's nothing serious or special, I met lots of Brazilian girls out there and she just happens to be one of the ones who ended up in Scotland. We maybe never see ech other agin and neither of us are particularly bothered by that. What happaned, happened. It's done.

Rockstar...still banging emo polish girls and having 4somes? :p
 
Is it alright if somebody with some genuine dirty sexual charisma interrupts this episode of confused male emotion?

Don't get me wrong, it was beautiful.
 
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