jancrow
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Enjoy the extraordinarily grotty weather, and try not to step on any slugs or snails.
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Random MSN Gibberings 100th Edition : Salsa Dancing With My Confusion.
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YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
*shudder* not going to be easy.. they've invaded!
Edit: Jancrow... It must be awful to think some ignoble, lowlife, creep is getting his rocks of leering at your girlfriends personal messages. Hopefully its fallen into the hands of someone with a bit of integrity.
Edit: Jancrow... It must be awful to think some ignoble, lowlife, creep is getting his rocks of leering at your girlfriends personal messages. Hopefully its fallen into the hands of someone with a bit of integrity.
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Mailmonkey
Bluelighter
Yeah all theese fuckin slugs and snails are pissing me and my allotment right off...
Hopefuly the snails will be big fat bastards by autumn, and I can eat the fuckers, that'll learn 'em.
Just cooked tea for my son and two of his mates (they all going to school disco at 6), one likes carrots but not peas, the other likes thin sausages but not mash, one only likes thick sausages, the other will eat carots only if they are chopped in rounds, one wanted gravy, but couldn't eat a carrot that had been touched by the gravy, and round and round.... 8( theyr all finished now and I set up our table football for them....been playing for 10 mins and I think a fight is about to break out....
Lovely kids %)
Hopefuly the snails will be big fat bastards by autumn, and I can eat the fuckers, that'll learn 'em.
Just cooked tea for my son and two of his mates (they all going to school disco at 6), one likes carrots but not peas, the other likes thin sausages but not mash, one only likes thick sausages, the other will eat carots only if they are chopped in rounds, one wanted gravy, but couldn't eat a carrot that had been touched by the gravy, and round and round.... 8( theyr all finished now and I set up our table football for them....been playing for 10 mins and I think a fight is about to break out....
Lovely kids %)
jancrow
Bluelighter
I keep mashing them up when I'm having a spliff in the garden at night. However I have also saved a few by picking them off the ashtray as they were about to climb in and suffer death by nicotine. I do find the occasional one lying dead on its side amid the butts without even having had time to retract into its shell.
Albion
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Oh I miss those school discos...It was all about requesting Smurfs Saturday Night endlessly, getting a buzz off sour laces and gliding across the dancefloor with your socks...
jancrow
Bluelighter
... and obviously not going near any girls. A precocious girl at a local youth group disco asked one of my friends to dance at the tender age of eleven and he was so confused he floored her with a flying kick and was sent home.
jancrow
Bluelighter
See you tomorrow, then, all regretful like.
Haha, legend! I used to love the Hugo series. I've always loved the sound effect when the spider descends its web and bites Penelope, want it as my message tone. Been on a point n click kick myself recently, fancying a replay of the first two Monkey Island games.
In other news I just had to make a six mile round trip to some godforsaken industrial estate to pick up my new gas card. Buses don't run there from where I am so yeah that was nice in the pissing rain. Actually it wasn't entirely unpleasant, I would have probably enjoyed it if I'd worn shorts and a jacket instead of jeans and a hoodie -_-
YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
Well done Mail Monkey.. I’m sure you’d have scored an 8 had it been kiddy Come Dine With Me… The fight at the end of the meal would have earned you some 10s. Unless you’ve committed the ultimate faux pas in offering a kid a green straw. I once reduced an 8 year old to tears by offering her the last straw in the pack which was green "like bogies".
Ed Albion: Were you not doing some particularly impressive skids by some chick you'd earmarked for the turn around slowly dance at the end of the night?
I don't know if they even do the slow dance at the end anymore do they?
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lol fail. get yerself a bike. I quite enjoy cycling in the rain, in my ever sexual waterproof.
headfuck123
Bluelighter
feeling restless.. just back from the shop after buying some more tobacco even though less than 2 weeks ago i bought 5X 50g pouches cheap on my way home from portugal. (ended up swapping most of it for other things..) GUH!
Haha aye, when I told Leam he said 'you stupid cunt why didn't you come borrow my bike?'. Lesson learned I guess! Don't think I could man pulling off a waterproof tho
They are sadly essential for the regular cyclist.Haha aye, when I told Leam he said 'you stupid cunt why didn't you come borrow my bike?'. Lesson learned I guess! Don't think I could man pulling off a waterproof tho
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