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Random MSN Gibberings 100th Edition : Salsa Dancing With My Confusion.

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just watched that cat video, great how it gets them high like that. I thought it was just bullshit until that video.
 
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Marmalade said:
atm: Lydon's on Question Time tonight on BBC1 @ 10.35pm. Should be worth a looksee
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Question time was quite good tonight. Didn't believe for a second what the female MP was saying about her history with hard drugs, seemed like just a ploy to get some credibility, but maybe it's true if she's married to a rock bands manager. John certainly didn't believe it, loved it when he completely dismissed her.
 
^^ fucking missed it fulltimecockhead! I wonder if it will be on catch up, would like to watch it, cheers for the heads up mate!
 
pinkpapaver said:
did you join them for the little hippo money box? try the bank of ireland they're the best. not one branch in the whole of england. language makes me laugh so much.
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What hippo money box!? I better not be missing out on some cool freebie here!
I'm a large sum of money out now, and unable to purchase anything online, either. Bad bad bad bad craic.
 
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A hippo money box! Try and get two and send one to me! :)

















Preferably stuffed with money please! ;)
 
Mmm, same here. The whole fucking world seems to be infested with snails, slugs and fruit flies as a result of this constant dampness.
 
I trod on a slug the other night in the dark...Bare footed. Was fucking disgusting, I thought I had stepped on some entrails left for me by the cat at first! Realising it was a slug wasn't much better tbph.
 
Disgusting. I live in constant fear of doing that right now. Always seem to narrowly miss despite plenty of late-night staggering to the bathroom.
 
Euuuurgh! I've trodden on so many snails this year, luckily in shoes, then spent TIME stamping on them to make sure they're dead.

Apparently UK slugs mainly self-fertilise and are ridiculously inbred, and now Spanish slugs are coming over taking their jobs and bringing with them diseases to which our slugs have no resistance because of their limited genepool. The Spanish slugs are also larger and breed at 4x the rate ours do. Save our slugs... if only because the other option's much worse.

Slugs are drawn by the aroma of a squashed slug as they like to feast on other slug's corpses. Apparently in some places which are heavily infested with the Spanish variety they have formed slicks on roads where one slug has been squashed by a car, four have popped down for a spot of cannibalism and in turn been squashed, sixteen have come down to eat them and so on and so forth until there's a huge olfactory beacon for the slimy little fuckers and they're drawn from miles around, all getting splatted and creating a danger to traffic.
 
Coincidentally I just found the remains of a small animal on my bedroom floor...Just finished wiping the blood off the floorboards.

Edit: And my chair just fucking broke.
 
Albion said:
This is the most disgusting conversation ever!
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Mating snails and slugs fire hideous barbed darts into each other, not into orifices, just randomly into their partners' flesh.... and there's some kind of process by which the introduction of this dart makes the firer's sperm more likely to inseminate the receptive snail's eggs... it's like inoculation.


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Do you come here often?
 
I'm just fascinated by nature! Ants are probably my favourite. They're very mysterious- they have some method of communication that we don't understand at all. All species have specialised groups or castes, and in some species there are bridge builders whose role it is to keep the column of ants moving from their nest to a food source and back by bridging obstacles.

Scientists discovered that when they created an obstruction to the column, the bridge building ants were released from the nest almost instantly, before any one ant who'd encountered the obstacle would have time to get back to the next and 'report in'. So they speculate that the column is a conduit for information and that instructions to the nest and information about the environment are going up and down the column all the time... it's like the ants form a circuit through which instructions can be passed, possibly using pheromones.
 
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