Oh dear, I've just sent my girlfriend a text of a sexual nature, and almost simultaneously got an email saying 'btw don't worry if you don't hear from me for a bit, my phone's being fixed by the IT department.'
Another ant fact to distract me- in the Amazon there is a species which doesn't have a nest. They spend their whole day roaming around in a pack, and at night larger ants link legs up a tree, creating a kind of living string bag in which the rest of the colony sleep.