Yes, yes I am. That's a true story though. Wanna hear the rest?
Well the "love triangle" was actually more of a pentacle, and included my gay housemate and the other chick's gay friend. They were in another room (because hey, what use did we have for them? Lol).
The "this dick was made for me" woman was on the floor on all fours, ready to take that dick up her ass. By this stage I was watching in complete horror.
But my housemate needed a condom and walked in from the other room (with a party hat covering his shlong). This gave big dick guy such a fright he launched forward and knocked big vag girl into a chest of drawers lol.
So that was the end of that and my trauma turned to lulz

Good times!!