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Advice Pussy too loose?

AbbeyLee said:
Yep. My friend has a 9" dick. He and I and this other woman were in a bit of a *cough* love triangle. Well it got sorted by biology -- she was a "big girl" and I ended up sitting there watching in amazement as she yelled "this dick was made for me!!" lol.

She was meant to be a lesbian but she went on to have a baby with another guy. My friend gets depressed cos he's 40 now and unlikely to have kids, so I remind him he's pretty much responsible for the existence of that child 😁
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Oh my god. I love your humor. You're insanely amazing.
Robi said:
as i have stated once before concerning pubic hair, i always liked a landing strip, but its more like an abandoned airfield now, like my buddy said, why clean the house if nobody is showing up for the party
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I'm looking to become a pilot. Will the landing strip still be there by the end of year?
 
mental pussy goes back to dark base

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Kellsee said:
Thank God for kegels....hey I am doing them right now...no one would ever know


Come on ladies we must keep our pussy tight so these men will have a tight warm place to put it....let's all hold hands and kegel together...want to?! Lol

You'd think as much as men love pussy they'd look into some of the science behind the anatomy of one...But I guess there's no pictures involved so why bother lol😘
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I actually like you to bother. I'll bother with you. Men should Kegel as well, in order to help them last longer and have harder erections. Or just take a Viagra for the latter.
Eligiu said:
Lmao sometimes men on Grindr demand I shave for them and I'm like 'you've got to be joking, my entire body, especially my legs all the way from my ankles to my crotch plus my lower stomach is like a fucking forest. Shaving is redundant for me because I cannot actually tell at what point I should stop shaving and leave the hair because there is just so much of it. I am not going to spend 10-15 minutes shaving my junk for a 10 minute hookup. Pass.'

Ngl I've always been hell suspicious of men who like fucking shaved vagina because it really makes me think they actually want to be fucking a small child but because they don't want to be called a pedophile and go to jail, they settle for the next best thing and demand shaved pussy for their mediocre sex where they almost always fail to find the clit. I don't mind if the guy I hook up with doesn't shave his balls, or the girl her vagina. So long as they keep it clean and hygienic that's fine by me. I'd rather fuck a guy or suck a dick with a hairy ballsack than have penis with dickcheese in my mouth.

@OP, you were loose because you were really turned on. That's what causes vaginas to be looser, the muscles are relaxed. They get wetter at the same time. The guy you were fucking is a goddamn idiot for complaining about you being wet and loose and clearly is terrible at sex if the women he's been fucking are all tight and dry. They're not turned on and he's fucking them thinking he's God's gift to men. Lmfao.

Guys, if a pussy is tight *you are doing it fucking wrong* and you need to find the clit, pay some attention to it for a while, explore other parts of the body which turn them on, then try again.

Fuck me, I cannot believe it's twenty fucking twenty two and men think it's a slam dunk to fuck a tight pussy. No, you fucked up and you suck at foreplay.
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My thoughts exactly. :)
 
TheWealthyAddict said:
I actually like you to bother. I'll bother with you. Men should Kegel as well, in order to help them last longer and have harder erections. Or just take a Viagra for the latter.

My thoughts exactly. :)
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And this is what makes trans men spectacular partners for cis women, as well as cis men. We know all the special parts to go for and we know what a vagina will be like when it's actually turned on.

If guys I hook up with try to skip foreplay I shut them down and explain that they have an obligation to ensure that I'm not lying in there in pain for 10 minutes because they were too horny to touch my tiny dick.
 
Kellsee said:
Thank God for kegels....hey I am doing them right now...no one would ever know


Come on ladies we must keep our pussy tight so these men will have a tight warm place to put it....let's all hold hands and kegel together...want to?! Lol

You'd think as much as men love pussy they'd look into some of the science behind the anatomy of one...But I guess there's no pictures involved so why bother lol😘
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I'm not kegeling BUT I am ironing some shirts and hanging them on my erection until I go upstairs. Shit! I didn't I also hung up my jacket as well. It's the spare rod sometimes in the laundry room.
For the record I ALWAYS find the clit and their tight Who Ha's. When I'm done it's gone from a tight back road to a slick, slippery 12 lane highway. It's much better than those toll highways.
 
TheWealthyAddict said:
I'm not kegeling BUT I am ironing some shirts and hanging them on my erection until I go upstairs. Shit! I didn't I also hung up my jacket as well. It's the spare rod sometimes in the laundry room.
For the record I ALWAYS find the clit and their tight Who Ha's. When I'm done it's gone from a tight back road to a slick, slippery 12 lane highway. It's much better than those toll highways.
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AbbeyLee said:
Well it's hard to know if you have a big vagina or he has a little dick. Him on meth and booze make me lean towards the latter though. He was probably horny but couldn't blow and blamed you in frustration 🙄

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Hey Abbey. Are we able to sent private messages here on this site?
I don't know who to ask therefore I went with the funny girl. She's cool.
 
Dating_Meth said:
Some background info: I’m a 44 year old female, and have given birth 3 times. My youngest is 14. I started smoking meth a few times a month back in May. I’ve heard and read about how great the sex is with it. I finally gave in and hooked up with a friend last night because he’s been constantly telling me how great it would be. Wrong!

He no sooner got it in and asked me “Have you been using your toy a lot?” I said yes and asked him why. He said “I can tell. You’re just really loose.” I was shocked, embarrassed, and offended. I don’t have a dildo, but a clit suction toy.

He’d been drinking hard liquor and was high also. He kept pulling out and saying he couldn’t stay in because he was going soft and I was too wet. In the middle of this he starts watching porn on his phone while trying to fuck me. I called it quits. I was so turned off.

My question is how do I know if I’m too loose, and more importantly how do I fix it?! I’ve only had sex with 4 other men and none of them have ever said that. I know that I was really wet because in the beginning I was super turned on. Every other time in my life I’ve always had to use lube. He made sure to tell me as I was leaving this morning to do some exercises to tighten up. I feel disgusting and embarrassed. It just blows because I was so excited about it! Please help.
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(I would never recommend meth as an aphrodisiac)This guy is both a tweeker and an asshole. Trust me meth CAN make you horny, and HELP make for some good sex-but the reality is most tweekers go to watching porn and watching porn is not the same as participating in the acts: furthermore in my experience the ability to keep the sex drive up must be capitalized on in the form of actually ejaculating at some point in the interaction-otherwise you get stuck in this sick place of watching porn to save the nut for the more erotic next scene/scenario. It sounds like he is falling into that OCD type behavior that frequent tweekers experience from constant over stimulation from both porn and the meth. This is my experience, and I don't think it is either healthy or enjoyable to fall into that place. He was probably looking for an excuse to not look like the tweeker AND the little boy that he is and the dope is exacerbating that. The wetter the better, but that is my opinion. Still,,, fuck it, don't question your own goods over his OBVIOUS pitfalls.
 
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