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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

This thread has made my day :)

Damn, was going to think of one but my head stopped working :|

I'll get back to you.........
 
Man there's some crackers here. The addictive volcano one's coming out with me tonight.

Q: Who's the demon with the worst circulation?
A: Mephistopheles
 
Q: Which Italian prime minister suffers sinister and often terrifying visions?

A: Salvia Berlusconi
 
Not a pun, oh well:



Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said:

You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one:

"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever."
"10 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honour, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever."
"50 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
 
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