i can not for the life of me play halo high. im not even that good sober.
my ratio stoned is like, 2 and 47. One of my best friends is an absolute halo freak and i smoke with him and play halo on xbox live a lot. First off not using a keyboard doesnt make any sense to me for a shooter, and secondly the xbox controller isnt exactly easy to get used to if you dont play console games. Thirdly if you are used to real shooters, the fucking space age gravity garbage (sad excuse for not being able to program real gravity effects and lifelike movement) makes it impossible to aim at anyone. Takes like a full 7 seconds to turn around in that game! >< Doing that stoned is like impossible, only thing im good at is running people over in the warthog.
Speaking of, this shit is hilarious to do stoned:
1. Get really really really ripped - im talking G-bong style.
2. Play on xbox live, you need to have a sizeable human audience for this to work right.
3. Get a warthog
4. Drive to the "middle" of an open land map. Proceed to drive forward and turn simultaneously, at the strongest angle possible, so you are pretty much doing doughnuts
5. honk the horn. DONT STOP HONKING THE HORN. It auto shuts off after a few seconds, so do it morse code style, like meep meeep, meeep meeep meeep...
Do this untill the map ends. If it works right you can get tons of kills this way. Its virtually impossible to accurately shoot someone while you are doing that, homing rockets miss like 70% of the time (because you are moving enough to avoid the blast but close enough that the target guide thinks you are in the same spot), and the flying things and the ghost have a real hard time hitting you too (provided you ahve teammates to shoot back at them). This will annoy the fuck out of everyone on the map, and eventually they will all try to get that lazer sword thing and try to assasinate you. Unfortunately, when they jump at you they will get bitch slapped by the warthog and ull end up killing like 9 people. Its great untill they just ram you over with another vehicle (also this is assuming you dont have the tank either).
my ratio stoned is like, 2 and 47. One of my best friends is an absolute halo freak and i smoke with him and play halo on xbox live a lot. First off not using a keyboard doesnt make any sense to me for a shooter, and secondly the xbox controller isnt exactly easy to get used to if you dont play console games. Thirdly if you are used to real shooters, the fucking space age gravity garbage (sad excuse for not being able to program real gravity effects and lifelike movement) makes it impossible to aim at anyone. Takes like a full 7 seconds to turn around in that game! >< Doing that stoned is like impossible, only thing im good at is running people over in the warthog.
Speaking of, this shit is hilarious to do stoned:
1. Get really really really ripped - im talking G-bong style.
2. Play on xbox live, you need to have a sizeable human audience for this to work right.
3. Get a warthog
4. Drive to the "middle" of an open land map. Proceed to drive forward and turn simultaneously, at the strongest angle possible, so you are pretty much doing doughnuts
5. honk the horn. DONT STOP HONKING THE HORN. It auto shuts off after a few seconds, so do it morse code style, like meep meeep, meeep meeep meeep...
Do this untill the map ends. If it works right you can get tons of kills this way. Its virtually impossible to accurately shoot someone while you are doing that, homing rockets miss like 70% of the time (because you are moving enough to avoid the blast but close enough that the target guide thinks you are in the same spot), and the flying things and the ghost have a real hard time hitting you too (provided you ahve teammates to shoot back at them). This will annoy the fuck out of everyone on the map, and eventually they will all try to get that lazer sword thing and try to assasinate you. Unfortunately, when they jump at you they will get bitch slapped by the warthog and ull end up killing like 9 people. Its great untill they just ram you over with another vehicle (also this is assuming you dont have the tank either).
