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Phobos said:
Ya please talk about Brazillian shemales, sadly here in the UK they have not invented them yet so we have to make do with blokes in drags and Susan Boyle.
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Life is about oversharing no?

Whenever I have a conversation and I am going to say something, I have the strange feeling of “no-need”. Why should I share this information about my life? This triviality? A set of useless information, who cares?

That’s why I have started going crazy in my life, I cannot support how life is useless, meaningless, and especially how stupid people are.

I’d rather stay high and hang out with myself in places of doubtful reputation.

All the time that I am out of my cave, that is, my room and my drugs, I try to figure out how humanity works and what can I say? What a shit!

So what can I do to cope with my pain of being immersed in shit? I will enjoy my life doing cocaine and having sex with all kind of human forms (To avoid ambiguities, as they have previously occurred, I am highlighting that I have spoken in a figurative sense, that's ok? cheers)
 
schizopath said:
DW, Id just wear a condom.
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I would not risk myself by entering in unknown unprepared channels

I will tell you a case, which is called: an introduction to anal by Jose

When I was about 19, I had a very cute girlfriend, smooth and balanced facial features, slim, small breasts, butt positioned in a negative angle with relation to the back (in this coordinate axis, shit exit sets the positive direction).

She lost her virginity with me and she was very ashamed of her body in the beginning of our sexual life. She was thinking she was too skinny but that is exactly my preference. I am also an ironing board type of person, by the way, kind of an androgynous one.

To me, she was perfect, it was hard for her to get used to vaginal sex, so tight, while my penis is a mighty powerful wagon. On the other hand, I’m a gentleman, very loving, and I wanted to print myself forever in the memory of that sweet girl by being the best that I could be. This meant that everything was about her, to give her pleasure, regardless of mine.

During days, I stayed grooming her, being a kitten, licking her with love, and exercising her with my fingers, stretching the muscles, building her self-esteem by telling and showing her how beautiful she was and how she was driving me crazy, which she could literally prove by sucking my hard dick. When an ardent girl discovers the pleasures of life, she becomes a mettlesome nymphet.

Whenever we got together, she begged to be penetrated, she wanted to be mine, be possessed, no longer a girl but now a woman. Her face when my dick touched her vagina, priceless, transfigured eyes, needing an exorcism. In the first times, only the head of my penis was entering, an unyielding virginity, hard to break through it, but who needs to hurry? With patience and love, everything can be eventually solved.

Abbreviating, this angel, this previous God’s soldier, this divine trumpet player, became the wildest horsewoman, a Devil’s soldier, wanting to sin, wanting to loop my neck, tie my arms, and use my body for her pleasure, suffocating me while seated on my face, drowning me into her majestic liquid that dripped from her fruit. Screaming Oh jose, Oh jose, Oh jose, makes me yours, please!

The next step was naturally anal sex…
 
Anal sex is an art, it is like cooking, it is necessary to cook the anus before. In order to do so, four-fingers technique is the secret. One, two, three, four fingers, I never, never, introduce a penis without stretching the muscles with the four fingers. Everything starts slowly, I put her on my bed, naked, with that characteristic tip of the nipple hard. It is almost as if I could feel the interior of her body, her sexual organs in movement, a clamor for sex. Then I start to lick her, small and delicate clitoris, fragile blooming flower. In the course of time, my fingers begin to touch her anus

When the first finger entered, she caprioled, in the anal sex context, it is necessary to tease the girl, to provoke her, she needs to be as submissive as possible

Anyway, I am going to short the history. My point is, one day everything was fine and the sex happened. She had prepared herself, sure, but not perfectly and I had a very unpleasant surprise which I tried to hide as most as possible, but that broke up our momentary enchantment.

Therefore, don’t risk yourself, especially with me, a pathogens’ reservoir.
 
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jose ribas da silva said:
I am also an ironing board type of person, by the way, kind of an androgynous one.

powerful wagon.

On the other hand, I’m a gentleman, very loving, and I wanted to print myself forever in the memory of that sweet girl by being the best that I could be. This meant that everything was about her, to give her pleasure, regardless of mine.

Whenever we got together, she begged to be penetrated, she wanted to be mine, be possessed, no longer a girl but now a woman. Her face when my dick touched her vagina, priceless, transfigured eyes, needing an exorcism. In the first times, only the head of my penis was entering, an unyielding virginity, hard to break through it, but who needs to hurry? With patience and love, everything can be eventually solved.
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100%

:ROFLMAO: I used to call it a screptre, since the Finnish version even fucking rhymed with my surname lol

This is well put. Porn fucked me up to the point that I thought mindless fucking was something one should do. On a load of drugs surprisingly. Though I cant escape my true calling and its more giver than taker.

Interesting. I assume you adore her to the point that she started to not only adore you but also see herself in a new light.
 
It is remarkable how easy access to pornography has changed the context of the sexual life.

I am 34, which means that I grew up in the 00s, sexually. Internet was not so common at that time, the same for xvideos, pornhub, etc. The influence of the church was more striking, in addition. Especially for women (same age range as mine) in Western society, they were usually educated to be mothers, on account of the paternalist patterns. Sex is a taboo to them, parents did not talk openly about it. Of course, this has reflexes in the sexual life. They are ashamed of sex, ashamed of their own sex, retracted. I am speaking in general terms, obviously, including a specific set of women who unfortunately grew up in conservative families.

Moreover, they are led to believe that everything will be beautiful in their lives. The perfect guy will appear, they are like princesses from a Disney movie when one considers their dreams for life. However, life is hard and some of them do not reach their dreams and now they are 33, 34, 35 years old, and instead of giving a shit for life and be free, on the contrary, they continue linked to conservatism.

On the other hand, girls with 19, 20 years old, educated by xvideos and instagram, they do not have limits, they want to experiment everything, it is a carnival of bacchanals.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Of course there are drag queens and trans women in the UK! lol.
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I think there is a possibility I wasn't 100% literal there, but I hadn't slept in 2 days and a half due to a speed bender and I was watching an episode of "the jetsons" in bas-relief on my screen as I was typing that, so not really sure.
The shadows of the moving tentacles of an octopus on the wall in front of me weren't helping either.
 
Phobos said:
I think there is a possibility I wasn't 100% literal there, but I hadn't slept in 2 days and a half due to a speed bender and I was watching an episode of "the jetsons" in bas-relief on my screen as I was typing that, so not really sure.
The shadows of the moving tentacles of an octopus on the wall in front of me weren't helping either.
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I suggest you an evangelical church, you need to remove the demons from your body
 
jose ribas da silva said:
this angel, this previous God’s soldier, this divine trumpet player, became the wildest horsewoman, a Devil’s soldier, wanting to sin, wanting to loop my neck, tie my arms, and use my body for her pleasure, suffocating me while seated on my face, drowning me into her majestic liquid that dripped from her fruit. Screaming Oh jose, Oh jose, Oh jose, makes me yours, please!
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God damn, Jose
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Of course there are drag queens and trans women in the UK! lol.
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Agreed. There are drag queens/transvestites, and transgender/transsexual people in all countries. I first saw drag queens as a child when one would work at a salon I would go to with my mother to get my hair cut, and my mother worked with a man who in the mid and late 1980s would wear women's makeup; but dress in men's clothing. I also saw drag queens in Barcelona Spain.
 
Brazil is the paradise of transvestites, we even export them to other countries. I am very proud of my country being the number one in this aspect

They are everywhere, for instance, on the streets offering their bodies, or, alternatively, there are the normal ones (no prostitution) too, which are my favorites. In Brazil, gay scene is incredibly strong. There are some isolated cases, with violence and whatnot, but we are a very opened society. I think we so used to see preposterous actions from our governments that it is hard to scare a Brazilian. Perhaps, if one shows us good education, security, we will likely get scared.

Anyway, we have countless gay bars and gay-oriented bars, in these bars is normal to find some young transvestites, so beautiful, lovely ones. Sometimes I kiss one and I think I am with a woman, but then my hands move a bit and life remembers me that it is not a woman.
 
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