Pansexual, bi, gay or just full of shit

[w01fg4ng]

look I'll Skype you & flash my arse so you can empty your balls.

You definitely sound bisexual.

 

[mal3volent]

Taking advantage of super old people would almost be just as bad as taking advantage of kiddies

There have been some sick individuals who get hired at senior living facilities just to rape defenseless elders

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

You definitely sound bisexual.

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

There have been some sick individuals who get hired at senior living facilities just to rape defenseless elders

How clear the voice of experience shines through on his post.

 

[mal3volent]

How clear the voice of experience shines through on his post.

I'm not quite that desperate (yet)

 

[w01fg4ng]

Growing old with your lover is an ineffable experience.

 

[mal3volent]

Growing old with your lover is an ineffable experience.

Only if your lover is f-able...

 

[w01fg4ng]

The butterflies go away eventually, even after banging a perfect 10 model.

Long term relationships require constant attention.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Growing old with your lover is an ineffable experience.

Its even better when one of your personas is a woman who you can fap to.
Pretty ineffable in my opinion

 

[w01fg4ng]

Its even better when one of your personas is a woman who you can fap to.
Pretty ineffable in my opinion

Yeah, there are lots of married men who enjoy swapping stories of their wives as well as their wives panties with other married men while fapping together.

It's fairly common but I personally don't like sharing.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Yeah, there are lots of married men who enjoy swapping stories of their wives as well as their wives panties with other married men while fapping together.

It's fairly common but I personally don't like sharing.

Yeah, thats a perfectly good community thing Id say.

Some of my personas are jealous of each other so this is fucked up. Ohh, one is like moses. Guess hes the one who likes psychedelics

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

The butterflies go away eventually, even after banging a perfect 10 model.

Long term relationships require constant attention.

For me, when I was with my soulmate the butterflies never did go away.

 

[w01fg4ng]

You can love again, don't fret.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The butterflies go away eventually, even after banging a perfect 10 model.

Long term relationships require constant attention.

The butterflies may go away, but at least the beef curtains never do...

 

[Happyhand]

I’m straight when sober. I’m bi when rolling. I’m gay on meth. ?. Seriously though.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I’m straight when sober. I’m bi when rolling. I’m gay on meth. ?. Seriously though.

That just means you're a pervert mate!

 

[Phobos]

I’m straight when sober. I’m bi when rolling. I’m gay on meth. ?. Seriously though.

WTH now we have one more gender. Neurotransmitter imbalance gender fluid.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Should change his name to "Happyhand job"

 

[jose ribas da silva]

Hey, May I start speaking again about shemales or will I be repressed by moralist drug addicts? Just kidding, love you =*

 

[Phobos]

Ya please talk about Brazillian shemales, sadly here in the UK they have not invented them yet so we have to make do with blokes in drags and Susan Boyle.