Online Dating

[Mugz]

come back marmz plzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I normally double up, empty sacks are the way forward.

I normally take some pcp, cover my bed in chilli, and shave my cock til it looks like a plucked chicken

 

[knock]

organic plucked chicken, msb.

That reminds me, better wash my sheets!

 

[Mugz]

Positive progress I'll update in a second, but it was a very good goodnight text

 

[Mailmonkey]

That reminds me, better wash my sheets!

another top tip for Mugz

 

[knock]

Good enough to knock a quick one out?

 

[Mailmonkey]

Positive progress I'll update in a second, but it was a very good goodnight text

picture message?

 

[knock]

NSFW:

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[Arnold]

Give her this hair gel it works!!!! pheromones and all that jizz...

 

[Arnold]

NSFW:

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Plenty to muff dive there!

 

[knock]

Give her this hair gel it works!!!! pheromones and all that jizz...

hahah

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

come back marmz plzzzzzzzzzzz

All you need to know is this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHL6AYAwQU

Even if you aren't confident, just pretend. Most don't really know the difference.

 

[tambourine-man]

NSFW:

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[Urbain]

NSFW:

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oh.my.god

 

[knock]

@tambo That's what I used on my home-made chilli last night!

 

[knock]

oh.my.god

It's worse than fucking Alien.

 

[Arnold]

Also ask her if she likes chicken....




































If she replies with yes ask her if she wants to choke one... you are proving to her that you have a sense of humour!

 

[Myshkin]

so what should I say, "I've been stalking you for a few days now and I really like you..."

How I read it...

 

[rockstar 69]

Knockando I just about puked when I saw that. Literally a fanny like a bucket.

 

[knock]

How I read it...

How about

"I've been stalking you for a few days now and I really want to plumb you"?