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Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
O and when you meet her don't give her a vague complement like "you like nice", give a direct one that requires attention to detail. Look for the thing that looks like she put the most effort into, and make a compliment about that. If she is actually fit a run of the mill generic complement will just fly over her head.
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"Your pussy smells like honeydew from here, can I get a closer nose-up?"
 
dont move it to the lounge, it belongs here, I posted it here to get advice from my EADD buddies.

At the moment the texts are just general texts about festivals and other stuff, just chatty stuff, getting to know each other a bit. Of course I want things to move a bit faster and get into the topic of meeting up but I dont want to push it and scare her off for good.
 
rockstar 69 said:
I've been pondering if this thread should be moved to the lounge?
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Are you a fucking mod now? :D

knock and rockstar are right Mugz, you getting dangerously close to being friend material, and have to hang back in the shadows and watch while some rockstar type alpha male comes in and sweeps her off her feet and pumps her rotten...

You have to make it clear you're interested in rafting, not kayaking ;)
 
It ain't going nowhere Mugz, I wouldn't miss this for the moon on a stick:)
 
so what should I say, "I've been talking to you for a few days now and I really like you, I understand that we are both a bit cautious to meet someone from the internet but I would really like to get to know you in person"
 
Mugz said:
so what should I say, "I've been talking to you for a few days now and I really like you, I understand that we are both a bit cautious to meet someone from the internet but I would really like to get to know you in person"
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That is so strong it made me throw up in the back of my throat a little. Just ask her if she wants to go and grab a coffee after work one day. If she really likes you she'll go home and rub herself silly, so will you, and when you meet up the next night you'll get your hole for sure.
 
More importantly have you complimented the bitch on her tits yet? Bitches love that when you say 'nice rack', 'it's lacking some spunk on those' 'plenty there for a titwank' etc....;)
 
I lost my virginity after baking stuffed peppers and plying her with semillon-chardonnay. Just another data point!

Mind you I had to cut muccus off that one's pube hair.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
That is so strong it made me throw up in the back of my throat a little. Just ask her if she wants to go and grab a coffee after work one day. If she really likes you she'll go home and rub herself silly, so will you, and when you meet up the next night you'll get your hole for sure.
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Agree.
 
Mugz said:
She just texted asking where I live
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She's checking your postcode on upmystreet.com to see if you're a chav or not.

I also feel the need to reiterate what others before me have said - you absolutely 110% must tell this woman that she has a nice pair, and that your life would be incomplete if you didn't motorboat them. That's where you've been going wrong all this time. Bitches love motorboating. Pah, and you thought kayaking would get your hole. What an amateur.
 
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