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Haha this has gotta be one of the funniest threads in a long time. EADD critiques Mugz's chatting up. Its a shame Rockstar can't give us some input, I'm sure the little Lothario would have her bent over for you within the hour.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I immediately thought she was hinting about handjobs when Mugz put up the soft hands quote. Glad I'm not the only one. It might be, she might already want to give you a quick hand shandy just based on the pics you've posted.

I met my wife in a pub. I wasn't "on the pull", neither was she. I've never been "out on the pull", although I did have a lucky pulling shirt in me 20's that just got me the shag whenever i wore it anywhere.

The fact she hasn't been repelled by your informing her about the Mugobian shizzle tells me she's either 1. Druggie 2. Geeky 3. Druggie Geek . All of these options sound good to me, option 3 particularly so.

I reckon you're well in Mugz.
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The soft hands thing didn't make me think of handjobs at all, mainly because she said it as an example of something she said to her friend that got her a strange look.


She may well have been repelled by the mugobian shizzle as that was mentioned in the last mail I sent, yet to receive a reply, although I did only send it a couple hours ago, so she is most likely at work at the moment, time will tell whether or not the scaley skin comment and crazy language inventor man bit will repel her or not.
 
Are you not always perfectly honest SammyG? ;)

I'm gonna have a little search on the sight and maybe send out a couple more first messages incase this one doesn't work out, I hope it does work out though, I kind of like her, would be good to meet her.
 
Mentalists are okay, just depends which way the mentalism is directed, but yes, she could well be mental....though she hasn't replied yet so there is evidence of some degree of sanity....
 
Mugz said:
Are you not always perfectly honest SammyG? ;)
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Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I tell them I'm a drunk, a pervert, a dosser and I'm crap in bed. And then if they're stupid or naive enough to think I'm just having a laugh then it's their own fault when they find out I'm all those things and more.

What I don't do is ask them gruesome questions based on a throwaway flirtatious comment they might make. Even I don't sabotage my chances to that extent.

Kudos to you, Mugz. ;)
 
Mugz said:
Now I'm thinking I've probably blown it, I hate waiting too, I'm gonna be thinking about it until I get a reply now.
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you haven't blown it.

It was just one comment. the fact that we've been discussing it has just blown it out of proportion in your head. that's understandable.

sit tight. she'll reply. if her comment was to illustrate what stupid things she says to people, in theory, you just responded with an example of exactly the same thing, but in email. same difference
 
Aye, relax Mugz. Worrying about it isn't going to do the situation any good at all. Like Marmalade says, the comment you made was on a similar leve to hers, so she might well find it charming in some way.

Though don't mention scales again in a hurry or she might think that's your 'thing'.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
<<<<I'm gonna check this website out myself now, it's not often there's the possible opportunity to meet good looking, mental, funny girls with soft hands.
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It is the biggest online dating site on the net, you get most of the features for free too, I don't see any point in paying for the extra upgrades when you can search and message people for free.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
<<<<I'm gonna check this website out myself now, it's not often there's the possible opportunity to meet good looking, mental, funny girls with soft hands.
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I reckon all the single EADD'ers get on there and all share there messages! This thread is more fun than the Dear Deidre column
 
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