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It would all depend on how intelligent she is, to how good or bad that would go down tho (the language confession)

If she's pretty dense, she might actually be impressed. it's possible
 
Marmalade said:
what the fuck.

of all the things to respond to you ask her that?!

Scaley things are not sexy or attractive. You've basically mentioned one of the least attractive things about the body
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Maybe I should have said harder rather than scaley, I'm not going to respond in a normal way anyway, it wasn't meant to be serious anyway.


SamhainGrim said:
You didn't tell her that you take drugs but you happily told her that you're trying to invent a written language?
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Yeah, why not!
 
You should have said your cock gets harder as it approaches her birthday.

Definitely not your cock gets scaley.
 
I don't think you should respond normally. Far from it, especially if she's a nutty chick

But I'd stay away from talk of hard or scaley skin tbh
or dried, or peeling or anything about the repellent parts of the body
knockando said:
You should have said your cock gets harder as it approaches her birthday.

Definitely not your cock gets scaley.
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^^ this again! or at least alluded to soft hands being useful or some other thing that instantly springs to mind when you think of soft hands.

what does spring to mind when you think of soft hands btw? I hope it's not scaley skin
 
LOL

Being a Cronenberg fan I'd find the organs thing a turn on, or at least a major plus. Unless mentioned in a Lektor way
 
Mugz said:
Scaley skin only sprung to mind as it was skin getting softer and softer each day, I wondered what it was like before it got soft.

Also, I don't want to start making sexual innuendos after we have only exchanged 2 emails.
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Stop explaining the scaley thing please lawdy. The more I see of your thought process here the further my head gets buried in my hands =D

she already made an innuendo first, albeit very subtle. subtle ones should be alright in return
 
mydrugbuddy said:
The whole process is a bit of a game. So i think you dont want to seem too keen (could be taken as desperation - not saying you are !!!!!!!!!), so i think you should hang back a little, possibly leave it a couple of days...
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Doesn't that kind of come with the territory?

SamhainGrim said:
You didn't tell her that you take drugs but you happily told her that you're trying to invent a written language?
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Hahaha, brilliant. You couldn't make this up.
 
I can understand not wanting to "go out on the pull". I'm not a fan of that at all & most people I know who do that aren't the sort of folk I'd want to go on a night out with & don't go to the sort of places I like going.

Also, whenever they do "pull" it's inevitably some fucking brain dead wee slag lol.
 
I immediately thought she was hinting about handjobs when Mugz put up the soft hands quote. Glad I'm not the only one. It might be, she might already want to give you a quick hand shandy just based on the pics you've posted.

I met my wife in a pub. I wasn't "on the pull", neither was she. I've never been "out on the pull", although I did have a lucky pulling shirt in me 20's that just got me the shag whenever i wore it anywhere.

The fact she hasn't been repelled by your informing her about the Mugobian shizzle tells me she's either 1. Druggie 2. Geeky 3. Druggie Geek . All of these options sound good to me, option 3 particularly so.

I reckon you're well in Mugz.
 
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