tweakerguy
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2005
- Messages
- 1,231
/thread lolturds come outta there...
/thread lolturds come outta there...
No. That is not what I wrote at all.Wait.. Soooo, you basically don't use your mouth in sexy time whatsoever?
Cause you just ruled out everything...
Brown (ass)
Blood (vagina)
Vomit (mouth).
What's left?
Aren't you bisexual? You wrote about having sex with men and shemales/pre-op or no op transwomen.ah you're a pitcher...i gotcha
that's what i would be if i was gay
i would just plow asses
it's gotta be a little different once you're bent over and taking big dick in the ass - you're at some dude's mercy at that point
i admire anybody who can sit there and get plowed like it's no big deal
I agree with all of this too! Never been one to get off on watching or participating in ANY kind of assplay. And anal with a chick what's the point? I doubt she'd really get off and why am I gonna put my dick in there!
I think guys who really are into anal with women would do it with a man too. I had a buddy before with a large collection of porn involving black women and anal. That dude might've been a little suspect.
I watched a porn from one of the Scandinavian/Nordic countries it was Denmark, Norway, or Sweden where a man and a woman were outside near some peate bog, and had oral sex, vaginal sex, and then before the man fucked her ass or put his cock up her ads, he bent over and let her use a dildo or some type of sex toy up his ass and it was done for equality. I do not remember the title of this porn.Guys are funny. :D
Anyone wanna have anal sex with me? *most of the room raises their hand*
Awesome! *pulls out strapon*
*most of the room lowers their hand*
Oh so you can give it but you sure can't take it, I see how it is! :D
turds come outta there....that's all you really need to know to keep your mouth away from there right?
i wonder every time i see porn with a gaping asshole too....like i know the chick's hot, but im sure she doesn't shit any prettier than i do
and doesn't that kinda stink when you gape it open like that?
and how dare you put that thing in your mouth right after it was in your ass
i usually just fast forward through all that
for important stuff like OUR SURVIVAL AS A SPECIES.
There are women who love anal sex, and I guess they like getting their ass fucked, filled, stretched out, etc.I never got my women enjoy anal either, since they don't have a prostate.
10/10 buttholes are gonna stink to some degree at any given time of the day, rigorous bathing habits or not. Because poo sits in there without your knowledge pretty much all the time. It's just inconvenient biology.
I just don't get the appeal of sticking your face in an area that's basically an exhaust pipe the rest of the time. Idk, maybe a garbage chute would be the more accurate comparison...
Vaginas don't have this problem, because they're multi purpose-designed to "accept" cucumber-shaped things (consensually, of course) for important stuff like OUR SURVIVAL AS A SPECIES.
And they're probably a lot easier to wash out in a moment's notice when taking some rando home unexpectedly after too many shots
As I told my buddy I wrote about before, his ex let him fuck her ass RAW and unload balls deep up her ass.Never done ass-eating myself, but I'm pretty sure it's common courtesy for people to thoroughly wash the area before hand lol so no smell/poop particles.
you fuck strictly for procreation then I assume? If ass play is wrong because it can't produce a child, then so is any form of birth control. Also stop masturbating.
Plus the world is HELLA over-populated now and overpopulation is rapidly getting more and more out of control.
HASHTAG STOP THE BREEDERS.
No I didn't lolAren't you bisexual? You wrote about having sex with men and shemales/pre-op or no op transwomen.
Anyway, anal sex is not a requirement if you are bisexual, or gay/homosexual and a man. There are bisexual and lesbian women who love and enjoy anal sex with women.
Exactly.Well I suppose straight people can't either. I was still in love with my ex long after he became abusive, deep down I probably still love him.
Fuck she is a legend :D Tell her I said thatMy daughter identifies as a “Chapstick Lesbian”. She explained that it means an outdoorsy and resourceful lesbian that doesn’t depend upon men to get things done. She put the majority of my IKEA items together.
Oh 100% agreed man. It's like everyone got super fucking bored in lockdown last year, so now in 2021 everyone is spicing up their lives by taking issue with every little thingIt’s getting worse every year. 2021 is the year of instant outrage and pettiness.
Ok so you tried sex with a trans woman but she smelled like a man so you did not have sex?No I didn't lol
I just said that I like tr*****s
Remember what I was saying? I tried but I pickup the scent of a man and that's the end of the game...so pheromones are huge... I'm like that with anything tho - scent is huge...I smell man and I'm out, no matter what my whacky brain wants to do
Ok so you tried sex with a trans woman but she smelled like a man so you did not have sex?
Why is your reply censored?