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^ The fascists are mobilizing

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who are you warning? theres only like a 4 person rotation of faggots who actually post in this thread still wishing they could play with walkie talkies out back and shoot nerf guns at each other
 
is there some kind of HR department because I think I've just been stabbed with a fifteen year old Nokia phone thats been shaved down to a prison shank
 
Работа делает свободным

As chief executioner of the main nkvd offices, I applaud Comrade Pharcyde in his quick spear of sustaining shimfacist to be sent away for hard labor in the name of The Dear Leader

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And just in time for the new dam we're building

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Comrade batmanplaybaseball,

As a comrade, I am requesting that you cease your incessant rambling. You are flirting with an untimely and unforeseen accident in the near future, comrade; something that I will have no control over. You are echoing the mentality of the former (disgraced) comrade, thou*.

The state media and the OoO's Ministry of Internal Investigations have not reported any other attempted uprisings, or the presence of any banned materials such as "history books".

Comrade batmanplaybaseball, take the remainder of this evening to reflect and collect yourself. An OoO physician will be at your quarters tomorrow morning to rule out any possibility of mental defect/illness. The physician will also be collecting blood samples for further testing, and administering two mandatory vaccinations. He will be informing you of the (possible) side effects towards the end of the visit. Please do not attempt to flee or resist, as it will result in the termination of your service at the Citizen's Office of Oppression.

We, the Office of Oppression, only have your best interests in mind.

OoO
 
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Disgraced comrade batmanplaybaseball,

Haven't I taught you not to bite the iron fist that feeds you? You risk waking a sleeping beast.

Also, I know not of the "we" you refer to in your reports. All privileges and access to internal OoO media and intelligence have been revoke.

And the OoO is rather amused at your "resistance" celebrating the demolition of a decoy.


Tread softly, comrade,
OoO
 
**DISGRACED FORMER OoO PERSONNEL BATMANPLAYBASEBALL DISCOVERED**
**SHOT DEAD AFTER ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF OoO SECURITY PERSONNEL**


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Ex-comrade Batmanplaybaseball was discovered by the north-eastern border of an OoO territory several hours ago, the state media reports.
OoO state security commanded the rogue ex-agent to surrender peacefully, and that he would be promised fair punishment.
State media reports that he responded with violence and was neutralized quickly by state security.

There was no video or photographic footage as the security personnel advised the state journalists to stay away for their own safety.

The body of the criminal has been recovered following the brief firefight.
 
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