Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
I don't think you have to go that far; at most maybe put some semi-funny/semi-serious disclaimers.
like the pharm companies do on their tv ads: "blablabla blah, may result in DEATH blahbla"
like the pharm companies do on their tv ads: "blablabla blah, may result in DEATH blahbla"