Mr_Fluffykins
Bluelighter
if you get pulled over while driving, it means you fucked up, and prolly weren't in the right mind frame to drive anyway
Fixedif you get pulled over while driving, it means you fucked up or aren't white, and prolly weren't in the right mind frame to drive anyway
So, if one beer is not enough to impair your ability to drive, you can safely drive after one beer.
If one beer is not enough to impair your ability to drive, and you can safely drive after one beer, you can safely drive after two beers.
If one beer is not enough to impair your ability to drive, and you can safely drive after two beers, you can safely drive after three beers.
And if we keep applying this logic, it is obvious that no amount of beer is sufficient to impair your ability to drive. Next time you get pulled over drunk, just explain this to the officer and go merrily on your way.
at night cops can't see easily in your car to tell if your not white,
Why the please?
[edit: nevermind, you were doing it politely. well-played, Assphace.]
You're STILL making a big deal over nothing. People bust balls here. Memphis wasn't attacking you, let you let it get to you personally and now you're all offended and pissy. We're adults here we can say what we want. Memphis has been here a hell of a lot longer than you have+ people like him more than you =pedestal. (Memphis is sort of a staple of the social, true social OG to be specific.) And if you skip things or not, that's fine. Same way if memphis says something you don't like, just skip it instead of getting all huffy puffy about it.
AAAANNNNNNDDDDDD, technically if you read the social rules there's no drug discussion, so you're just wrong again.
so basically what I'm saying is STFU, stop whining. twat.
nbd, js
Hey, if you don't like the logic, tell me what's wrong with it. I never said one beer equals three beers. That's a straw man Jibult. You're better than that.And I thought I was bad at math...
How does one (read: 1) beer equal 1 beer + 1 beer + 1 beer? Don't be a 'tard, Yerg, you're better than that.
enebriated (sp).