This is how I imagine the British wankers sitting around coming up with schemes and plans for
W.E.E.D. - an acronym that stands for: World Economic & Education Domination. The Amonicano's, and the Chinster's, and the Douchelander's and the Rudeski's are ALL on a speeding race towards
W.E.E.D. No joke, I'm dead serious, they all want to get as much
W.E.E.D. as they can. The Britney's and the Saucey's are trying too, but they won't get there first but they are using the same tactics, in hopes that the get their biggest share of
W.E.E.D. as possible...

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and this is probably the way this issue wound up in parliament:
Count Cumtwat: My Lord, here art thy papers...
Lord of All the Kingdom of Britannia: Uh, huh??
Count Cumtwat: Remember, we had a meeting at the
"circle table" this morning??
Lord of Britannia: Oh, yes, yes... I see... Mmm Hmm... Ah, what are these ones now?
Count Cumtwit: Those are the bills that will keep those dirty, mangy, no-good, hooligans out of those God-forsaken "dancing halls" and back out on the streets buying their dope where we can see them... After all the countless pounds we put into our street surveillance system, we've got 'em buying the dope we want, were we want and from whom we want. Its keeping the American Colonies Police force in great shape. Their war is bigger than ever now! Have you seen the military gear those colonist policemen are wearing? Oh, good Lord, we must sign this blanket law and take back the control of the drug market! We must do it now... I beg of thee, my Lord, my most handsome, sexy, and.....
Count Cumtwat: Shut the fuck up Cumtwit, and get off your knees... you look like you're trying to suck our good Lord's cock!
Count Cumtwit (whispers under his breath): Maybe I was, so what then.....?
Lord ofblah blah blah: Ok, give me the bills. I will sign them right now. Oh-key-dough-key, I'm aim to clean up our streets!
Lord (the glorious, happy, Lord singing to himself, whilst signing the bills): ... doodley doodle doo, I'm the smartest king in the world... doodley doodle doo ... (repeat), (and again)...
Peace out y'all...%)