Naked Wizard Taser Brawl At Coachella (VIDEO NSFW)

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The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass.

"It doesn't have to stop," the Naked Wizard says.

"I'll tell you what," the cop says. "You can have a great time -- but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on...Can I get them for you?"

The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away again. Then the cops put on their rubber gloves, and things get ugly.

Herewith, the best Tasering video since "Don't Tase me bro!"

WATCH (Video contains Naked Wizard nudity):

http://vimeo.com/4273363
 
Maybe it was cold? I've seen guys with normally big wangs coming out of pools looking like they just lost 20 years...:P

May not have anything to do with drugs, either.
 
that poor microdick man.. he was just enjoying the world a lot more than the cops.. till they brought him back to reality real fuckin quick


could you imagine it.. You're at a festival, you drop a nice amount of LSD or shrooms on top of whatever amount of beer you've had and then getting tased. Fuck lol
 
Any of you guys take a few speed-based E pills before? I'm no Dirk Diggler, but I'm fairly well endowed. After running through 3-4 tabs of that stuff I have to hunt to find my shit. Maybe that was the case with him?

Hope so anyway, because nobody deserves to go through life with a dick that small.
 
Those cops were fucking way out of line, they fucked that guy up; kneeing him in the ribs, grabbing him by the hair, tasing the shit out of him. If I were in that crowd, especially if I was inebriated, I would have been throwing shit at those cops -- whether or not that's right, I'm not debating, but I still would have thrown shit at those fuckass cops.
 
I think the cops were being very tolerant. They gave him over two minutes of gentle warnings before trying to arrest him. He resisted arrest, and they only used the taser as a last resort. I don't know what else one would expect to happen. The job of the police is to enforce the law, and public nudity is illegal. It doesn't matter whether you think it should be enforced or not. If someone thinks they were illegally detained, then fight it in court. You don't ever resist arrest without expecting to get your ass kicked. What were they supposed to do, give him a cupcake?

The crowd makes me sick. "The world is watching maaaan" "Freedom of speech dude". What the fuck does freedom of speech have to do with exposing your microcock to society and then fighting the police. There is plenty of injustice in the world. This is not such a case. How about you pack up your iphone and take pictures of real evil. Then again, that would entail interrupting your busy schedule of listening to music and smoking pot.
 
Yea I have to agree with Transcendence, Damien and Ason here.
They were being extremely patient with him, handed him his clothes purely asking him to cover up his cigarette butt, and butt butt (as you Americans would say) but he ended up being defiant, acting like a prick and provoking the situation.
It's not an unreasonable request to ask someone to put some clothes back on really, is it?
And "he was on drugs" can't be used as an excuse for his behavior either. How many of you have been mashed off yer
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and managed not to take off yer wizard robe? =D
 
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damn...looks like his circumcision went terribly wrong at birth...
 
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