Naked Wizard Taser Brawl At Coachella (VIDEO NSFW)

They gave him plenty of chances to put his clothes on, he still refused.

Its not like the guy was armed, what was he gonna do? hit them with his tiny tiny penis?

He has every right to refuse to be detained, I didn't see any of the cops attempt to place him under arrest.

Did anyone hear his rights being read?
 
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He has every right to refuse to be detained, I didn't see any of the cops attempt to place him under arrest.

Did anyone hear his rights being read?

Did you close your eyes for the half of the video? You didn't see any of the cops trying to arrest him? What do you think they were doing when they were trying to get his hands behind his back, tickle him?

Miranda rights do not have to be read before placing someone under arrest. They only have to be read before interrogation.
 
if they weren't pussy fat californian cops with tasers, they would have simply dragged him into a van, drove him to the clink (and possibly beat him.)

but instead they tickle him, knee him quietly here and there, send those greek-fire serpents into his chest and neck, scaring the shit out of all the ladies, make an internet-worthy video of a sad, fat micro-peniled man. sad
 
I know what the cops should of done!!!! They should of just left that guy alone and jumped off a cliff. THAT GUY IS SUCH A VICTIM! I mean he was only breaking about 10 different laws. /sarcasm

Im all for citizens rights but this guy deserved everything that happened. EVERYTHING. This is an ALL AGES event. There are children around that had to see this naked man. If the police were inclined they could make this man register to be a sex offender the rest of his life..... Hes a victim... psh... get off your bandwagon for cop bashing for a second and clue in.
 
So... are streakers at sports events going to get the same treatment?


(You do call them streakers in the USA, don't you? :) )
 
On a related note, am I right in saying that if the police catch you au naturelle they only prosecute it as a sex offence if the perpetrator (if male) is visibly aroused sexually i.e. he has a visible erection?
 
Three Stooges for Real... I don't understand why those cops couldn't just get him under control and lead him off to a safety tent or something and diffuse the situation. I mean, what did fat cops do before tasers? It's just ridiculous. How are these pigs trained? Really, 3 big-ass guys who can't gently restrain a rebellious hippie and defuse the situation?

Another point… I don't love cops at all, but these cops were pretty damn patient. I don't know what the laws about nudity are at a public festival, but the pigs were chill: "You can have fun, you can have even more fun with your clothes on." What's the big deal? Wizard covers his acorn and cops go away, Acorn Wizard uncovers his acorn 15 minutes later, it's all good.

Acorn Wizard was being a dick. Cops were being patient. Then… the cops were being dicks. I can't understand what this whole deal is with cops constantly resorting to Tasers nowadays. There's hundreds of years of cop history in which cops restrain people without resorting to pussy tools like Tasers.

And to all of the idiots screaming whatever it is: "The World is Watching!" Come around to the other side of town and use that outrage when someone is really getting beat down without cause. Because it's happening all the time and you should stop crying "Wolf!" when the situation doesn't demand it. And no, I'm not pretending to be ghetto or hard or whatever, it's just that I've seen a fair amount of actual police brutality go down in the last five neighborhoods I've lived in over the last 20 years. Coachella is not the hot-spot of the Abuse of Power. Get a fucking grip and stop making citizen watchdogs look like random twats without a cause.
 
I know what the cops should of done!!!! They should of just left that guy alone and jumped off a cliff. THAT GUY IS SUCH A VICTIM! I mean he was only breaking about 10 different laws. /sarcasm

Im all for citizens rights but this guy deserved everything that happened. EVERYTHING. This is an ALL AGES event. There are children around that had to see this naked man. If the police were inclined they could make this man register to be a sex offender the rest of his life..... Hes a victim... psh... get off your bandwagon for cop bashing for a second and clue in.

Since when is it the polices job to punish people on the spot for crimes? I bet if a cop saw you smokeing a joint and he figured that was worth a tazer you would cry foul.

Explain to me how that wasn't a punishment when there was 3 cops and a non aggressive hippy. How the taser was needed because the cops couldnt control the non violent hippy?

I swear americans are becoming so desensitised to violence and brutality that there just starting to accecpt its part of the norm.
 
As much as I would like to think that this guy in the video is asshole attention whore, there is something that is far more frighting than his lil' peck. That fact that we live in a time where we are completely complacent when a non-violent action produces an extremely violent re-action and everyone blames the victim. I am not looking forward for the future.

Agreed. It's a shame hippies at music festivals aren't also gun nuts, then maybe the police would think twice about using excessive force to enforce a questionable law against a non-violent offender.
 
the guy in the video is an attention whore but goddamn, with such a tiny dick, can you really stay mad at him?

He coulda raped my sister but cuz he's got like no cock i'd still pity him.

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED HE'S GOT AN ITTY BITTY BONER WHEN HE GETS TAZED
 
the dude was being a jackass. the force was necessary; it was not brutality.

also, i really can't stand the people in their che guevera t-shirts that stand in a circle around the scene yelling bullshit about freedom of expression.
 
It was an outdoor concert!

If this wizard was a naked female, Do you think that those police officers
would have even shown half the amount of force that they did.

Let alone even cared.

The guy has a penis so small, that him being naked isn't going to effect the environment around him.

The guy was also probably jacked right up on MDMA which is why someone passed him a bottle of water, and why his penis is so shriveled.

Who knows, the pigs could have just reasoned with him and said that there were minors in the crowd, but no, they were arrogant and just bellowed at him
"PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES"

i praise this guys defiance,
but i face palm the whole entire incident.
 
On a related note, am I right in saying that if the police catch you au naturelle they only prosecute it as a sex offence if the perpetrator (if male) is visibly aroused sexually i.e. he has a visible erection?

You'd be absolutely wrong in saying that.

static_idiot said:
Since when is it the polices job to punish people on the spot for crimes? I bet if a cop saw you smokeing a joint and he figured that was worth a tazer you would cry foul.

Explain to me how that wasn't a punishment when there was 3 cops and a non aggressive hippy. How the taser was needed because the cops couldnt control the non violent hippy?

I swear americans are becoming so desensitised to violence and brutality that there just starting to accecpt its part of the norm.

Its the police officers job to control the situation this guy was wrestling with them and refusing to cooperate after being NICELY ASKED to just get dressed and move along. Its not that they walked right up to him and tazered him for being naked. They asked, he refused, they asked again, he refused, they got his clothes, he threw them, they placed him under arrest, he refused, he resisted arrest, he reached up and grabs the police officers belt, and he gets tazered. He deserved it.

I swear idiots are becoming so used to their cop hating bandwagon that even when cops do a good job its time to cry foul.

Psychonautical said:
It was an outdoor concert!

If this wizard was a naked female, Do you think that those police officers
would have even shown half the amount of force that they did.

Let alone even cared.

The guy has a penis so small, that him being naked isn't going to effect the environment around him.

The guy was also probably jacked right up on MDMA which is why someone passed him a bottle of water, and why his penis is so shriveled.

Who knows, the pigs could have just reasoned with him and said that there were minors in the crowd, but no, they were arrogant and just bellowed at him
"PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES"

i praise this guys defiance,
but i face palm the whole entire incident.

If ifs and nuts were candys and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas. Don't assume those officers wouldnt of said anything to a naked female. You do not know that. If you're going to bring something to the arguement don't let it be your stupid what ifs.

And those cops were VERY NICE. I can't believe you can watch that video and think arrogance. They should of just arrested him on site. Disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, public intoxication, open lewdness, and the list goes on and you blame the police. 8)
 
If the cops did that in Aus there would have been a shit storm. The taser is used for dangerous situations.

The cops in the video could have arrested him without the taser, there were 3 of them and at one point they had him on the ground. Thats not what they were useing the taser for in this case, they were useing it as a punishment and thats not their job.

But hey if you think its ok to electrocute non violent people in the neck then thats cool, not my country.

I would rather be tasered than try and be arrested without getting tasered if that makes sense. To arrest him without a taser would require a lot more bending and pressure being put on pressure points, maybe even joint/bone damage. Being tasered isn't the best feeling in the world but it's not that bad either. It just causes the victim to loose control of their muscles making them easier to control. I mean look at this dude in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVUY2C4ln0Y&feature=related#t=3m12s
Does it look like he has just been brutalized? Hardly. From what I gather the screaming or yelling is an involuntary reaction to being shocked with electricity.
 
The guy is obviously on some kind of drug, probably a stimulant based on his penis.
I could see it now: A guy gets pulled over for erratic driving and the officer performs a penis check to see what type of drugs he's on.
 
lol holy shit, it looks like he got his wang chopped off.. lol wtf is this!?!?
 
They gave him plenty of chances to put his clothes on, he still refused.
okay, you think it was justified.

question: DO YOU THINK LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS WITH GUNS SHOULD BE PRESENT AT THESE EVENTS? Especially when they have absolutely no knowledge of the mindstate he could have been in, no consideration that he probably didn't even have a concept or know what clothes were.

I think these kinds of officers should not be present at festivals. Only medics and crowd management/security/safety.

This could have happened to any of you guys on +3.5. I feel really bad for the dude.

Thats why I would never go to Coachella. Private land for me.
 
I think the cops were being pretty damn cool actually.
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Seconded. Any cops i have had experience with would have fucked this guy up with no warnings. As stated numerous times he was given a solid two minutes to comply before they tried to arrest him, and he resisted arrest.

Any of you guys take a few speed-based E pills before? I'm no Dirk Diggler, but I'm fairly well endowed. After running through 3-4 tabs of that stuff I have to hunt to find my shit. Maybe that was the case with him?

Hope so anyway, because nobody deserves to go through life with a dick that small.

Same, amphetmine and some other drugs make my dick half the size it normally is while not hard, and I'm a grower not a shower to begin with. Though even then this guys dick is way smaller than any drug/temperature related dick effects i have ever gotten.

Those cops were fucking way out of line, they fucked that guy up; kneeing him in the ribs, grabbing him by the hair, tasing the shit out of him. If I were in that crowd, especially if I was inebriated, I would have been throwing shit at those cops -- whether or not that's right, I'm not debating, but I still would have thrown shit at those fuckass cops.

You clearly don't know anything about the law or police officers. These cops probably broke protocol by the number of chances they DID give him first, not the other way around.

They should let us be naked if we want, mannnn. :D
They should. Hiding human flesh is retarded and leads to massive self image problems and fucked up females because they think everyone is supposed to be perfect. It does more harm than good.

Was there a need to tase him in the neck? No. Was there a need to use a taser in the first place? No. Why do many people seem so complacent with the use of tasers? The poor guy is being hit with electricity in his fucking neck!

In the countries where I live/lived, i.e European countries - the police don't need tasers to arrest someone who's putting up a bit of resistence.

This dude didn't get tased in the neck until he had been tased MULTIPLE times in the back and he STILL wouldn't chill the fuck out and comply. They likely didn't use mace/pepper spray because of the crowds of people.


People, stop posting shit about how these cops used too much force. If you see this video and can't wait to post some hipster anti police comment then you're definitely just fucking stupid, sorry, but you are. At least now you know. 8)

These cops should have started using force sooner than they did, they gave this many more chances than he deserved. The kept tasing him because he kept resisting even after being tased. Am I defending the law? No. Did these cops write the law? No. They're doing they're jobs, and they did them extremely well. Dealing with people like this on a daily basis has got to be stressful, and keeping your cool and having patience when someone hippy wizard decides to strip naked can't be easy on police. Sure they could have just let him be, if they wanted to lose they're jobs...

Regardless of this guys penis, he has more balls then most people simply because of how many times he was tasered and took it like a man. Props.


And don't get me wrong, i FUCKING hate cops. I hate them with all my heart in most instances. I have had experiences with dirty cops and let me tell you, at the end of the day nothing is legal or illegal - everything depends solely on the cop and what he decides to file in his report. Those many cops will abuse their power, these cops WERENT. They made a lawful arrest using proper levels of force and kept they're cool in a shitty situation. They gave this guy more opportunity than they were required to give him to comply and he refused. I guarantee he wouldn't have even been arrested they were just trying to get him clothed. I'd be willing to bet that actually.
 
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