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Morning Sex

Pissing can usually wait-sex first!

Morning sex with my ex-bf was a ritual I thoroughly enjoyed. Go to bed spooning,
wake up to something poking my backside, he'd start playing with my tits so I'd
start pushing back. Finish up fucking me hard from behind. Ahhh, what a way to
wake up.
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
ps. DarthMom; can I borrow your pussy man for a bit? ;) That's hot.
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sure! i need a break, and i wouldnt' mind watching you two go at it :D

ok i can't believe i am saying this, but re his pussy love affair, after rubbing my coochie, he will sniff his fingers and act like he is smelling a fine wine, and it absoutely drives me nuts. that man loves the p. he will say how he isn't gonna wash his hand all day so he can keep sniffing me 8(

perv :D
 
I absolutely LOVE morning sex. It's the time for something controlled with bleary eyes, just perfect to fall back asleep after we finish.
How could you not feel that!
 
Falling back asleep is a major issue. I used to be late for work all the time...
 
SonOF said:
No, not really. I am actually quite angry, cranky and just a total dick for about 30 minutes after being "woken up" as well. It's really an irrational anger, but anyone that knows me knows that I have been this way for my entire life. Wake me up, expect to get cursed at, given dirty looks, etc. My girl knows that if she wants morning sex she will wake me up lightly, I will ask for a few more minutes sleep, maybe repeat the process a time or two, and then when I truly wake up, and am MYSELF, we can get down to business.

If I wake up under my own power, I'm ready to rumble (in this case, fuck) right away. Something about someone disrupting my sleep flips the "pissed off" switch in my brain.

However....if I woke up to my girl's mouth on my penis, I think all my normal anger processes might not take place. It is impossible to be angry when your dick is being sucked, unless of course it is being bitten or something. i think that is a scientific fact.
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Yea dude, im pretty much the same way i made a thread about it a long time ago actually. I act irrationaly mad.

I dont usually try n go into specifics or nothing on here , but yea, what you said about your girl suckin your dick to wake you up - if i wanna bang in the morning thats how i wake my dude up. heh, words aint a good way to do it. you gotta show it with actions. ;)
 
morning sex would be nice if i could wake up before 3:30 in the afternoon. By then my girlfriend has been at work for 4 hours.
 
cxsx said:
my advice for you is.....
prepare for it the night before. start a ritual, get silky and smelling sexy,shave your pussy the night before. just like as if you were gettin all primered up on a night out that you KNEW you were gonna get some. it sounds sort of like the guy might be making you feel like a machine or a sexual toilet. he wakes up, does his business on your or in you and zips up for his day. i dunno, that could have something to do with why you're so resistant to it. if you got ready for it before you went to bed, maybe it would help you feel like YOU wanted it too once the morning wood came a'knockin.
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Thanks for the advice-but I have tried this already and it only leads to us fucking until the wee hours of the morning and then waking up with BOTH of us bitching because someone didn't wake up to their alarm. lol


And SLM-I'm thoroughly convinced that you and my man would have more sexual compatibility then he or I do. If you didn't live so far away I'd suggest we switch for a night.
 
One for the guys here. Buy a copy of 'My Secret Garden' for your special lady. I find that women have as many sexual fantasies as men but they are different from male fantasies. I think a lot of women (not the ladies here, I guess) would be worried about asking to act out a fantasy unless they know the guy won't think it's odd. Buy the book, read it first & pass it on. It has always been a VERY popular gift for that special lady (not that I'm a casanova or anything, but I do try to see the ladys POV). Oh, and learn a) where the clitoris & G-spot are & b)how to give a good massage. Women are more sensual than men. Men think that sex is tits and vag, women have erogenous zones all over the place. Pay attention to them ALL.
 
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haribo1 said:
Men think that sex is tits and vag, women have erogenous zones all over the place. Pay attention to them ALL.
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Word. I need to meet men who understand this! (and like morning sex)
 
^^^good luck on THAT quest ;-) If only I had known all that 20 years ago :(
 
Vandalaay said:
lol, true. I suppose that's why I prefer girls ;)
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I can understand that. I could never see what women see in men anyway. I mean, I love to be loved by women, but I can't quite figure what on earth they see in me (or men generally)...
 
LoveAlways said:
And SLM-I'm thoroughly convinced that you and my man would have more sexual compatibility then he or I do. If you didn't live so far away I'd suggest we switch for a night.
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Daymn, I've got so many offers of other men I don't know where to start =D

It's cool, laydees, send me your horny men and I shall help you out. You know I'll send 'em back because I love my man, but jeez... you and my man can sleep in, and snuggle, and read the papers while I get down and dirty 5x a week with your boys. *sigh* grass is always greener eh?
 
^^ sounds good :). I dislike morning sex, and I'm grumpy in the mornings. My boyfriend has learned not to wake me up solely for sex anymore.
 
I guess the part that's challenging is the part that's fun. Pinning down some tired, smelly bitch and showing everyone a good time.
 
haribo1 said:
I can understand that. I could never see what women see in men anyway. I mean, I love to be loved by women, but I can't quite figure what on earth they see in me (or men generally)...
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Cuz you cant have one without the other..........man, im a girl, i already got a pussy, i dont want nothing to do with that. one gotta be the yin to the others yang, shakti to shiva,its 2 parts of a whole.........why SHOULDNT a woman love a man , shiiiit. ;)
 
lol, I'm evil when I wake up. Evil!!

Seems like the bitching isn't stopping your man. Maybe it turns him on to fuck you while you bitch. If I knew there were no serious consequences I'd probably get into it.
 
lacey k said:
Cuz you cant have one without the other..........man, im a girl, i already got a pussy, i dont want nothing to do with that. one gotta be the yin to the others yang, shakti to shiva,its 2 parts of a whole.........why SHOULDNT a woman love a man , shiiiit. ;)
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It sounds like you love cock. Wouldn't a vibrator for sex & a cat for company work out better? =D
 
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Vandalaay said:
lol, true. I suppose that's why I prefer girls ;)
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I know all your right spots...:)

Maybe it turns him on to fuck you while you bitch.
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Maybe...:\ He's been doing better though and so have I. He's been taking it real slow for me and saying nice things like "You're just so beautiful I can't help but want to rub my hands all over you" That definately helps!!! No matter how bitchy of a mood I'm in when I wake up hearing something like that always puts a smile on my face :)
 
haribo1 said:
It sounds like you love cock. Wouldn't a vibrator for sex & a cat for company work out better? =D
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lol, yes but you're not helping your cause at all! :)
j/k men are cool, you guys offer a refreshing reprieve from female drama
and bullshit. I love you fuckers!

LoveAlways said:
I know all your right spots...
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edit: ditto ;)
 
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