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Morning Sex

smart-e said:
^^
Oral sex is not a favour. It's not like if you blow me I owe you anything.
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Oh yes it does.
It means you owe ME the same.;)
Share and share alike.
Except............the chick gets to go first=D
 
syymphonatic said:
if there is no pressing need to be up, and someone wakes me up, they better have something nice for ME, not "hey, do this for me now since i just woke you up." that's all.
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Thats the thing oral sex is about enjoyment for the giver and the receiver not just the receiver. The giver should really enjoy it too. Personally if a guy woke me up and wanted oral sex I would be just as thrilled as if he wanted to go down on me if not more so.
 
My only problem with sex in the morning is i love to wake up still spooning from sleeping with an erection pressed between my legs - but i'm still too groggy and sleepy to be wet enough for it, and my mouth is too dry to provide any assistance.. and i don't go in for artificial lube with a whole heart. Waking up wet in these instances is a god-send.

aj the femme
 
^ really? I wouldn't :D {edit: for smart-e}

I'd say "get that thing back in your pj's and leave me alone. FFS! "

I mean how rude... I wouldn't wake up my man by sitting on his face. It's just presumptuous and selfish (not to mention possibly fatal). The person doing the waking should be prepared to give a little leeway.
 
You shouldn't sit back and "take it", you'll build resentment, and it sounds like you already have by your morning outbursts. Maybe ask him to slowly wake you with massages and kissing until you're awake enough to WANT sex/blowing?
 
LOL @ possibly fatal =D

My guy loves it. I'm ambivalent. But my sex drive has been near-nonexistent for awhile, I don't get much out of it, if he wants to, he can unless it will make me late for work.
 
^^ (edit: in response to ###-##-####)
Indeed. If you're waking someone up for sex, or even wanting to initiate it while they're still sleepy then it's up to you to do the work to turn them on before you can expect them to tend to you.

Actually, this goes for all other situations in which you're horny and they're not.
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
I mean how rude... I wouldn't wake up my man by sitting on his face. It's just presumptuous and selfish (not to mention possibly fatal). The person doing the waking should be prepared to give a little leeway.
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my man would love it! he is a pussy man.
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
^ really? I wouldn't :D {edit: for smart-e}

I'd say "get that thing back in your pj's and leave me alone. FFS! "

I mean how rude... I wouldn't wake up my man by sitting on his face. It's just presumptuous and selfish (not to mention possibly fatal). The person doing the waking should be prepared to give a little leeway.
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Differwent strokes for different folks I guess. Honestly I have woken guys up that way and most think it's funny or are pretty stoked to have a naked woman sitting on them. Or if he gets shitty I get off and start masturbating. The guy will usually join in and help me out in under 5 seconds.
 
smart-e said:
yeah thats the second thing i do after sex. Priorities people sex then pissing.
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You can't have sex if you really need to pee...in that case all I can think about is needing to pee...

In fact a couple of times having sex just after having had a bunch of beers both me and my girlfriend have had to stop and go pee half way through.

You can't enjoy sex if there's that "I need to pee" feeling in the background!
 
^^ i agree with the no sex if you need to pee thing. How uncomfortable!

i absolutely LOVE morning sex! it is my favorite time of the day to have sex.. theres nothing better than waking up to that. I love that feeling of being dopey and half alseep anyway and it sort of only hits you about mid way that your having amazing sex. I always get off easyer when i have morning sex too.

Or or i tell you whats even better! oh im getting excited now=D having a wet dream then waking up and having awesome sex. Only happened to me once but it was the BEST. Other times ive had wet dreams i just woke up and masterbated but its not as good.

ive never been with a guy who likes morning sex as much as me though:(
 
DarthMom said:
i get up five times a night to piss already, so it isn't usually necessary.

i have a weak bladder
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This is me too. I'm up and down all night, usually the last time I go is an hour or two before I 'wake up', so I'm hot to trot at waking-time.

I don't understand how people can sleep through a whole night without needing the toilet. Although I envy you!

ps. DarthMom; can I borrow your pussy man for a bit? ;) That's hot.
 
morning sex, like when you fuck all night and the next thig you know its sunday morning and your mom and sister walk by the window on their way to church
 
I agree with the pissing first thing............I will wake up with a good woody but if I was to try and do anything before pissing it just feels like nothing.........

Must piss before sex first thing in morning.

I don't understand how people cannot sleep through a whole night without needing the toilet. Although I dont envy you!
 
if i drink a ton before going to sleep, i will have to go first thing usually.. but i can definitely hold it for some morning sex. id rather start the day in a daze than a sleepy fog.
 
The Real Fatman said:
morning sex, like when you fuck all night and the next thig you know its sunday morning and your mom and sister walk by the window on their way to church
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"your mom and sister walk by the window ?" eeewwww...

but yeah, morning sex is a highlight on the menu. the vagina seems to be a few degrees hotter...8o =D
 
I don't have the bladder issue unless ive been drinking alot the night before. Like I might need to go to the toilet but I can wait till after sex.
 
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