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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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How hard is it for a courier to leave some stuff at the back of your house? I mean, I rang and told your boss to leave it there, then I arrive and you've left me the awesome "You'll have to pick it up from the deport" thing. Well i've got news for you fuckface, I don't have a car. You are being paid to deliver the shit to me, so when I make arrangements with you, you fucking stick to them!

now I'm better :D
 
^^Was he delivering mushroom spores, research chems or maybe even some Psychotria Viridis vines?
 
Why do *some* women instantly think that going up and introducing yourself / talking to them, means you want to take them home?

On the weekend at a Party, I was chatting to this newly aquainted lady, who I had no intentions of getting with, as I have a girlfriend and she wasn't my type but somehow she got the impression I was out to pick her up. (I was told this after the party).

Fuck, get over yourself young lady. Just because someone attempts to make conversation and actually try to introduce themselves to you, doesn't mean they're wanting to get into your pants.

Sometimes it's just nice to have an intellectual convo with someone rather than (obivously what she was used to) laying on the cheesy lines and bumping and grinding on the dancefloor.

Next time I might just keep my interesting conversations to myself and stay in my corner of bitterness, rather than give the impression that my conversation is a shortcut to the bedroom.

Bitter and Twisted in Perth. :|
 
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I can relate to this. :(.
Too many people take any attention from the opposite sex as a sign you want them. 8(.
 
I definately agree with you xcidium... even worse is when everyone else assumes you are trying to pick her up too. Can't a man just be a gentleman? I love having a chat to people with no intention at all other than to have a chat.
 
Everyone else shouldnt come into it. Its not everyone else's business...

Everyone else is paranoid :)
 
xcidium said:
Why do *some* women instantly think that going up and introducing yourself / talking to them, means you want to take them home?

On the weekend at a Party, I was chatting to this newly aquainted lady, who I had no intentions of getting with, as I have a girlfriend and she wasn't my type but somehow she got the impression I was out to pick her up. (I was told this after the party).

Fuck, get over yourself young lady. Just because someone attempts to make conversation and actually try to introduce themselves to you, doesn't mean they're wanting to get into your pants.

Sometimes it's just nice to have an intellectual convo with someone rather than (obivously what she was used to) laying on the cheesy lines and bumping and grinding on the dancefloor.

Next time I might just keep my interesting conversations to myself and stay in my corner of bitterness, rather than give the impression that my conversation is a shortcut to the bedroom.

Bitter and Twisted in Perth. :|
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I feel sorry for the poor lass. Obviously she was overcome with your sexiness. =D
 
Here is a rant.

I do not like cars.

They are big metal expensive things. I spend a lot of money on my car. Too much... insurance, petrol, oil changes...

everything seems to go wrong and when it does it never costs less than $150.


But there is one thing I love about my car. That is my stereo. I have a modest system by most measurements... better than the stock setup of most cars but nowhere near great

4x50watt JVC cd player
2 x 2 way 6.5inch speakers
2 x 3 way 6.tinch speakers

Thatis basically it for anyone who wants to get an idea...


Now it is good in the sense that I might not have boot-shaking bass or ear-bleeding treble, bu I can play things at a pretty loud level and get a reasonable sound quality out.


I love music.


So when I am driving in my somewhat shitbox of a car with red hot chili's cranking I get those smug looks from a lot of people...smug like:

"oooh look who is trying to get attention.. its only a shitty 10 year old integra for chrissakes, what a sad case"

I am not fucking showing off my $500 sound system!!!

I am simply listening to music I love as loud as I can...

Bragging does not even come into it... I just want to listen to great music as loud as I can. I do not care if someone in the next car looks over, or if someone on the sidewalk can hear...


as long as I am surrounded by wonderful sounds... that is all I care about.



So people keep your smug looks to yourselves.
 
I love trying new substances so today i quelled that desire by purchasing a little vile of Salvia Divinorum 5X extract from a local hippy. It cost me $50 for the vile supposedly containting 10 cones worth of the extract. Salvia Divinorum is actually a member of the mint family originating in Mexico, and this mixture had a very minty smell to it.. Its an atypical psychedelic meaning its effects are quite unique. Its also known to be extreamly powerful and over-whelming and often percieved as scary. You get the whole deal, extreamly immersive visuals, audio hallucinations, entity contact etc etc.. So i tried a little bit at first just to test the waters.. Went down nicely - no noticable effects... So i thought fuck it, lets meet some entities. I start packing a whole cone... Light cone and fuccccccccckkkk! Cough it straight back up.. This stuff has gotta be by far the harshest smoke ive ever had to inhale.. my god! Its painful! Its not like i can take little tokes of the cone too because ur supposed to get one great big giant hit on high flame to activate the compounds. So i try again... light cone... same fucking thing!! cough it straight back up.. This stuff is harsh!! I do it a third time... same thing!! By this time i start to notice extreamly small perception changes but nothing major like what ive read about on erowid etc etc... So for the past hour ive tried 10 times to get this nasty shit into my lungs and it didnt work.. wasted a vial of salvia and wasted $50 :( However my room now smells like the rainforests of Southern Mexico so im happy :D
 
^^^I dont think that was proper Salvia my friend...

I've had it a couple of times and it was the smoothest thing I have ever smoked, smooter than cigarettes. After 2 cones I sunk into the couch and couldn't even begin thinking about a 3rd... The stuff I got wasn't minty, it smelled Earthy
 
endlesseulogy: it sounds more like your room smells like dried mint plant from Southern Dandenong. If it was 5x extract you'd definately be noticing the effects after a cone, you'd probably be having trouble packing a second cone due to visuals. The 10x extract that I've smoked was fairly harsh, but easily manageable for someone who doesnt even smoke weed from a bong or ciggarettes. I also dont remember any minty smell about it.
 
whilst i couldn't be bothered researching, i'm sure salvia is a member of ye olde sage family, not mint.

and as the others said, it's pretty smooth to smoke, much smoother than weed.

*yes, i'm still cursing the fact that my ex managed to kill both my salvia plants within 2 weeks of me moving out* :(
 
mmmm you are right.. it dosnt smell that minty... it kinda smells like cut grass... I guess it must be my lungs as i never ever been into ripping bongs.. I cant tollerate them. The only thing i seem to be able to get down is DMT crystal. The majority of people i have talked to have all had the same problem with salvia.. Those who have managed to keep it down have all had pretty intense experiences. And yes it was Salvia as i did experience slight visual distortion, just not what i expected
 
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DISCLAIMER;
It's a small issue in the scheme of things I know, and it really doesn't impact too much on me...
But GOD/DESS DAMN IT it really pisses me right off. :X

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/Begin rant...

People keep referring to me as, C-OH-TB. Both online and off.

Read the name, people - - - it's a ZEEEERO.
This makes it, C-Zero-TB.
Pronounced correctly, See-zeero-tee-bee - - - not Coh-teb. :p:|.

/End rant.
 
yeh but 0 is in place of O!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????? as in o for OF!!!!!!!!!!

anyway.

my rant

is my stupid freaking university has centralised forms university wide for everything under the sun....special consideration, deferred exams, requests for academic results etc etc etc

but do they have a centralised form for assignment extension requests? NOOOOOOOOOOO

no no no no you have to go to not only your individual faculty but your individual SCHOOL to apply for extensions. Fantastic when i want to apply for 3 different subjects. Luckily they span only 2 schools.

Seriously though. The protocol and bureaucracy at my uni annoys me no end :X:X:X:X

god forbid they actually let me graduate at the end of this year :X

university for the 3rd world, not real world :\
 
wow!
never met you but i always said it to myself as C-O-Tee-Bee.
I stand corrected Cee-Tee-Bee;)
 
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CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT said:
DISCLAIMER;
It's a small issue in the scheme of things I know, and it really doesn't impact too much on me...
But GOD/DESS DAMN IT it really pisses me right off. :X

* * *

/Begin rant...

People keep referring to me as, C-OH-TB. Both online and off.

Read the name, people - - - it's a ZEEEERO.
This makes it, C-Zero-TB.
Pronounced correctly, See-zeero-tee-bee - - - not Coh-teb. :p:|.

/End rant.
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So your full BL name is Child Zero "F" The Beat?

Its kinda catchy actually :D
 
I would like to rant about the fact that i have nothing to rant about......my fridge is full of (well was full of) bourbon, my brother is coming up from Melbourne to visit tomorrow, had great day at work today and all in all i feel great. I have tried to enrage myself.....tensing neck and face muscles, thinking of Gretel Kyleen and a the fact that according to Rolling Stone magazine 50cent and Jay-Z had a combined earnings of 62.5 million dollars last year but i've got nothing. Why can't i have something to rant about?:X
 
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