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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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SLM: I have the answer to your shampoo/conditioner prayers.

Next time you have a handfull of conditioner, instead of wasting it, hold the conditioner bottle upright (nozzle pointing up) and squeeze the bottle, then point it down into the palm of your hand and release your squeeze on the bottle. Beleive it or not, but the laws of physics allow the conditioner to get sucked back into the bottle. AMAZING!

And yeh, all my own work. %)

Go try it now! =D
 
OMG you're a genius! That does in fact work, I've tried it with moisturiser.

It wouldn't help if you'd put it on your head already though :\

And much as I'd love to try it now, I'm at work, so I don't think a conditioner experiment would go down that well =D
 
joannie_mhm said:
after my fucking terrible day at work, here is a bit of a rant from the perspective of a checkout chick.

if there is inadequate staff and you have to wait longer than you'd like, dont fucking take it out on the person serving you. do you think poor little mary jane on register 17 is the one responsible for there not being enough checkouts open? no! its the fucking management who wont put enough staff on.

next, due to this whole crazy 'save the world' idea, the people at your supermarket are being trained to ask whether you want bags for larger items (big packs of toilet paper for instance). if you do want a bag, or need one because you have to walk a long way, say so, but preferably not in a sarcastic 'well how do you expect me to carry it if i dont have a bag' type way.

thirdly (and probably most importantly) if you are waiting at the cigarette kiosk to be served do not, i repeat do not tap your coins on the counter. for one thing, this is rude. for another, servers fucking hate it and will procrastinate as much as they can just to make you wait longer.


common courtesy people. it's not that hard a concept.
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Hahahahahaha all of that is gold-worthy and so true of the checkout chick.

I hated when there'd be a sale of something like toilet paper and people would stock up like the world was going to end -- seeing the next customer with 24 fucking packs of toilet paper. And there was a limit of 6 per customer, so seeing goddamn families making their 5-year-old kids pay for 6 fucking packs of toilet paper just so they could take it all home and probably toilet paper their house.

And people coming back with returns:
"This juice is over the use-by-date"
"But you've drank all the juice?"
"Um, yeah"

And the only time in a shitty 8 hour shift where you'd have a chat to a cute customer and the next person (always a middle aged woman) screeching "Do they pay you to stand around?!"

And this always happened at my Coles: "You guys have absolutely none of the items I want. I'm going to Safeway!!" What, did they expect me to be upset? Instead, I'd happily wave them off. Fucking women shoppers!
 
And this always happened at my Coles: "You guys have absolutely none of the items I want. I'm going to Safeway!!" What, did they expect me to be upset?
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exactly! the only time i've been in any sort of real trouble at work was when i said good riddance to a woman who said she was going to take her business elsewhere.

another one i had tonight was the woman who wanted something marked down cos there was something wrong with it. i told her it was the company policy not to do markdowns apart from when things were near the used-by date, and she says 'well i'll be talking to the store manager on monday, get that policy changed!' um, it's a COMPANY policy you stupid twat, the store manager can't do anything about it even if he wanted to.
 
God damn i hate retail culture.. Its a fucking crooked nasty evil thing. ESSPECIALLY at Coles Myer.. My manager walks around the store like a paranoid schizophrenic always suspicious of staff and customers. The staff are even required to get their bags checked at the end of the day.. oh and i actually advise customers to goto our competitor if i think our product sucks. I got in deep shit for that today but i dont really care. Im not gonna lie to people.
 
ahhhh retail rants...

excellent....

i work at sanity and people come in all the time and yell at me for being overpriced...do they think i personally make all the prices of the cd's in the store...? and then they say they are going to go to jb-hifi...like i care? i get paid whether they go there or not.

i love it how people think they are going to "hurt" you by taking away their business...

ahhh retail....
 
yeah i cant stand it..


At my work i actually let people steal stuff :) I never ever check people's bags beacuse its an invasion of privacy under Australian law.. technically.. if your asked to get your bag searched, you have the right to say NO. They cant do anything.
 
Hahaha, I'd love it at Coles when the lost prevention undercover people would come in -- I'd have an elderly lady come up to me and be like "Excuse me dear, this disgusting gentleman here was eating this Snickers in aisle 3!" the guy would come up all embarrassed and be like "Um... here's your $1.20"

And when the area manager's would come in, my manager would be walking on edge the entire day... when I quit work there a year ago, the area manager came in a week before and asked me how I liked my job. I reply "Yeah... it's kinda shit"

Good riddance!
 
Yeah my manager is a paranoid little bastard. One thing i hate about him is that he puts on this big "i gotta act all nice to you" act. I can tell he hates me but its his job to act friendly. Im very close to telling him my mind. It wont be pretty .. but it will go something like this :


"STOP TAKING LIFE SO SERIOUSLY YOU BIG UGLY CORPERATE WHORE GO SUCK SATAN'S COCK AND STOP CORRUPTING THE WORLD WITH YOUR BILE AND GARBAGE. STICK THIS JOB UP YOUR ASS." =D
 
Fuuuuck! So I was out partying at a club last night, and I bumped into this girl I'm seeing casually (basically friends who like to kiss). She is young... under 18. We are good friends and Im friends with her sister too. Totally didn't expect to see her there. Im like hey... what are you doing here. And she says.. I'm dealing. These fucking older guys, dealers, have a hold on her... and they are total fuckwits. She isn't even 18 and they have her dealing pills all night in a club. Seriously, the most beautiful, sweetest girl... and it fucking pisses me off that she is being so stupid because of these bad influences. When she is arround them, she is a totally different person to the girl I know. It's over between us, but fuck... now Im just really concerned for her. I told to dude she was dealing with what a fuckwit he is for letting her deal. He is using her, and he is like 10 years older than her... arrrggg! Im fucking annoyed.
 
I quit my job today. Well I sort of quit. The boss made some demands that I could abide by and so I just said no thanks, show me the door.

What has got me ranting is the way he treats the employment of his staff. He has hired people who for various reasons have trouble getting other work and thinks nothing of firing these people, people he knows are desperate for money no less, while business is abit slow and the ringing them up in a few weeks when it picks up again. Then they have little choice but to go back to work because obtaining another job is so hard for them.

To tell the truth it isnt a big deal for me, I shouldnt have too much trouble getting another job, and if all else fails I am not really desperate for money anyway, but to treat people who rely on every pay check in this way is nothing short of criminal.

Grrrrrrr.
 
I'm sitting here trying to work out how I feel.

No, not emotionally. I'm on LSA and have no idea how I feel. Sick, euphoric, excited, solmn (how the fck do you spell that?). Not real sure.

My rant is why do us humans have to title the way we feel?

Fuck titles and names.

:p
 
fuck me sideways, I email myself a photo to gmail and it takes overnight to arrive, then google fucking dies on me.

Anyone else having any connection problems to google/gmail?
 
fucken coles fucken fuck fuck fuck.

i just found out the boss wants to 'breath some life' into the deli at our store. he decided he wanted marc, our service 3rd in charge to go, but the service manager doesnt want to lose him and has recommended that i go instead.
i dont wanna go to deli :( deli = yukky smells and having to wear a hat. cos clearly we all look hot with hat hair.
what i really hate is that you can work in one department for years and years and then they can move you, as well as change the contracted hours you agreed to, and there's basically nothing you can do about it.

in summary, coles = devil
 
<3

Originally posted by joannie_mhm
...what i really hate is that you can work in one department for years and years and then they can move you, as well as change the contracted hours you agreed to, and there's basically nothing you can do about it.

^Yeah, I've heard this from a few people who have worked for them. :|.
I hope you get out of it, somehow.
 
^^^SOmehow I was moved from nightfill to timberyard at Bunnings over a year ago. They also moved me from casual to 35 hours a week. I'm not complaining, nut I didn't really have a say in it, I just got a call one night asking "Can you work thursdays and fridays?" And then Saturdays and wednesdays were added a week later...
 
the plan is to give them a bit of 'well i'm leaving soon enough anyway, so if this goes ahead i'll make it in three weeks time rather than three months'
 
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