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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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sidenote: hahahaha@ Brooklyn. That place is a public menace.

Thank god for places like Sounds on Sunday which don't discrimate against those who hate shoes.
 
I Need To Vent - Grrr!!!

I'm so pissed off right now!

no less than 10 minutes ago, i ducked down to the local 24 hour servo to grab a packet of cigarettes. On my way there, i went thru a set of lights at a big intersection. The lights were orange when i went thru, but being an unusually big intersection, were red by the time i got totally thru. no big deal, this happens to everyone all the time. then i pulled into the servo thats right near this intersection. a cop car follows me in. i get out, unaware that he's there 'for me'.

the cop driving gets out straight away and stops me on my way into the shop.

"do you know why we stopped you"

im thinking to myself "well actually you didnt stop me, i drove in here of my own accord". but what i actually say is "no, no idea"

"come on mate. the lights back there. they were red"

"no way. they were orange"

"nah mate, i double checked with her too (points to the other cop waiting in the car)"

now im thinking to myself "fuck. im totally right and i cant say shit because that slut in shotgun in his car will fuck me over too" fuck that pisses me off. so he makes me do the breathalyzer. everythings sweet. he asks for my license, and stares at it like he cant read. hes scratching it here, scratching it there, trying to make sense of it.

"is this your full license?"

"yeah" (license is quite clearly silver, and definately DOESNT say "LEARNERS PERMIT" anywhere on it)

"oh your on your Ls for a motorbike are you" he says as he points to the little letters LR on it.

"thats light rigid"

"oh right. next time be more careful, its a $230 fine blah blah etc"


those fucking cunts!!! im so pissed off. this young rookie, trying to be the big hero cop. fuck him. fuck i hate cops like that. they wanna be the big shot because they never got any respect in thier lives ever, so they become a cop so they can be the big sick cunt with the badge and the gun.

I cant believe how stupid i was not to get his name, number plate or anything, but im sure that if i asked his name, he would have written me a ticket for "running the red light" THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!

i hate this situation! if i made an issue of any sort, i was gonna cop a ticket for something i didnt do. That sucks so bad.


sorry to carry on like this im not usually like this.
i feel so powerless and abused, just so probationary officer cocksucker could be a big shot and feel like a man. fuck him.
 
yeah.

kinda.

it shits me the way they had all the "power" to write me a ticket you know? like if i didnt respond to thier questions the way they wanted, they would have just given me a ticket that i wouldnt be able to do anything about.


and this next part, i know some people wont like but......
i dont like the cops pulling me up and talking to me in a servo, it just looks bad you know? like think about it, if you saw someone you knew pullled over by the cops youd probably think "ooh he's in trouble"

fucking cops! i hope they get all excited about someone jay walking and crash and die trying to do dramatic U turns in the rain
 
Instead of complaining next time, just belt the shit out of the cop that approaches you. That way, you will vent your frustrations, and we won't have to read about you not getting a ticket.
 
The fact that you didn't get a fine just means they were probably low on their public interactions that night and needed to give someone a warning about something. If they really were fuckhead rookies you would have definitely got the fine.
 
yet the police would be the first people waspman⌐ would ring if his car got stolen

get a journal, this thread will get locked by the end of the night
 
yeh well at least they didnt spray petrol all over your car and blow up the petrol station and blame you for it.
got off easy i reckon.
next time offer to shout donuts, its the real reason they pulled in there.
 
rm1x said:
yet the police would be the first people waspman⌐ would ring if his car got stolen

get a journal, this thread will get locked by the end of the night

yeah, your right, but apart from insurance companies, there isn't anyone TO call if cars get stolen :\
 
I understand what waspman is saying about the whole 'being at the mercy of the cops' thing. It's the same for me in any situation where I know I have no power - I instantly get frustrated and annoyed.

Out of curiosity, what sort of car do you drive?
 
its a borrowed car because mines getting fixed. tonite it was a hilux ute with like a tradies sorta setup on the back. like two big toolbox sorta things on the left and right sides, and about a foot wide tray in between. nothing that would particularly interest cops.
 
a) first piece of advice: carry a gun. shoot any pig who does anything like this. pigs deserve this kind of thing :)

b) when you post, think first. there's a miscellaneous rants thread already.

so i'm gonna merge this.
 
I am bumping this thread to get rid of 812381274764 9864, 82328, 946328, 123482368273 other threads in social.

Love me.
 
grandpa simpson

Grandpa Simpson: "We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big, yellow ones..."
 
why why why do people feel the need to post shit on here followed by 'yay im so high' or 'im so drunk' after every single post. every single one!! why?? is it relevant? do we care? must you really?!?!
 
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