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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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Riot Grrrl - City Rail is still shite. I think it will be shite until we start growing humans on Mars with big plastic silos.

meh

Signat :)
 
Bah! Hope and the political system doesnt work I've come to realise. Certainly, there has been the initial media hype of this fellow, and he does seem to be making some changes, however, its much like the first 28 days of any new position. It's all hype, flowered sugar puffed rubbish to make people sit back and go "Hrmmmm, you know Fred, this new guy means progress! PROGRESS!" This is just my cynical view, but I think in a few months he'll be like a car in mud, A.K.A, going nowhere.

Whatever improvement he can bring, will be welcomed, having said that, the amount of improvement needed to Sydney at the moment far out shadows the powers of one man.

Thats my jaded opinion!

Signat :D
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
aw, swift that sucks mate. :( I just hope you didn't make her feel bad about it....! Why 3 months after childbirth? Usually sex can resume within about a month. Is it the womb thing?
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Yeah, it's the womb thing, I didn't make her feel bad, in fact last night the cheeky bitch goes " hey baby, you can still give me head" 8)

Thanks BG, nothing like a difference of opinion to challenge your own beliefs anyway.
 
I want to use my assortment of pens to deliver a bloody death to the new guy at work who's sitting next to me.

He thumps his desk with his hand. Constantly.

I wear headphones but they don't drown it out. So from 9:00 - 5:30, Monday to Friday, I hear *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*. He's a nice enough guy, I just would prefer it if he was dead or some such.

:X
 
trade you thumping guy for rat girl and her scratchy highlighter.

my rant for the day...4 assignments 2 weeks. nuff said.
 
'lil leecie said:
trade you thumping guy for rat girl and her scratchy highlighter.

my rant for the day...4 assignments 2 weeks. nuff said.
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I also hated those people who highlighted every second word in an article at university.
 
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OMG don't get me started on the annoying people at work who make noise all day. I could seriously write the book.

I'll trade you thumping guy and highlighter scratchy girl for a stinky old man who plays ABC radio all day and stinks of Salmon and pipe tabacco.
 
This is my biggest hate ever

people who just randomly stop, dont they move off and slow down... they just stop and you run into them

This may happen, while walking, driving a car, or doing anything that requires movement...

Walking through Pitt Street today, yes i know, people are due to stop and whatever... but just dont stop infront of me. or im going to run you fuckin over with the other 90kgs that comes with me!!!

Or people who stop on stairs and look at the destination of the next train, while im running down the stairs trying to catch the train that is there, If i hit you, and you fall over and break both arms, both legs, and your head ends up being mutilated, dont ask me for compo for pushing you...

YOUR A FUCKIN IDIOT!

/end rant
 
0ff1cer_ch0ps said:
This is my biggest hate ever

people who just randomly stop, dont they move off and slow down... they just stop and you run into them

This may happen, while walking, driving a car, or doing anything that requires movement...

Walking through Pitt Street today, yes i know, people are due to stop and whatever... but just dont stop infront of me. or im going to run you fuckin over with the other 90kgs that comes with me!!!

Or people who stop on stairs and look at the destination of the next train, while im running down the stairs trying to catch the train that is there, If i hit you, and you fall over and break both arms, both legs, and your head ends up being mutilated, dont ask me for compo for pushing you...

YOUR A FUCKIN IDIOT!

/end rant
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Tell me about it. How about the people who walk up to the train ticket turnstile things and stop, right infront of them, and then proceed to search around in their bags for their bloody ticket. Yeah, hold everyone up because your disorganised, great. I was walking through Pitt Street mall today too, around 1pm when its packed, this dumb lady who I was walking behind stops dead and bends over to tie up her shoe. So here I am walking behind her, I walk straight into her and it looks like im standing in the middle of Pitt Street Mall doing her doggy style because she's dumb enough to stop on a 5c coin in the middle of pedestrian traffic to tie up her stupid shoe.

Argh I hate it :X

Signat :D
 
0ff1cer_ch0ps said:
This is my biggest hate ever

people who just randomly stop, dont they move off and slow down... they just stop and you run into them
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Oh my god, I have to totally agree with you there.

And may I also extend the frustration to supermarket shopping.

If you have a fucking trolley DON'T BLOCK THE FUCKING AISLE by leaving it in the middle while you decide which fucking cereal you're going to buy. Similarly, if you suddenly see a friend you know, try, if you please, to move your trolleys to at least ONE side of the motherfrigging aisle so people can get through as you blabber on about how "little Matthew" is doing at school.

Then you have the turns at the end of each aisle. Generally, this should go smoothly. But that's when you encounter the "oops, I actually wanted THAT aisle!" shopper, or the "ooh, do I actually want THIS aisle, or the next one?" shopper. Choose a fucking aisle and do it before I have to claim my pension, for god's sake.

Now it's not that I've never had to double-take or suddenly stop in a grocery shop myself, but at least I - and here's the crucial point - look BEHIND me before I do it to make sure I'm not going to permanently maim someone. And, when I do stop to look at something, I actually have the courtesy to move my trolley out of the way and keep a vigilant watch that neither me or my appendages are blocking anyone's clear path or causing any undue distress.

And really.... children should be banned from grocery stores altogether, because (god bless em) they are the WORST offenders for stopping in front of people. One minute they're jogging in front of you towards the twisties aisle, the next minute you've knocked them out cold with your groin because they've done a 180 turn to say "Hey mum, I want!...."

And don't even get me started on the nitwits who go: "OOps, I just forgot something, let me run back and get it," when the conveyor belt is nearly at the end.

Grrrr... shopping trolley rage. :X
 
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^^ +1 and also people who talk on their phones whilst walking through shopping centres then not only just stop, but suddenly turn around and just about shirt front you.
 
I hate it that so many people strut through the shopping centre like they've got nothing else to do with their day.

Now, don't get me wrong - when they're *in* a shop, browsing, they're more than welcome to take their time (this excludes grocery and to a lesser extent department stores). However dordling through the centre is just stupid. Personally I like to charge around - I love to spend hours at the shops and quite frankly, if I walked at a slow pace, I'd never get anything done.

THESE FOOLS GET IN MY WAY!

CONSTANTLY!

I remember the days when I had tollerance towards them... that is long gone. I now *rudely* glare at them and say "scuse me" in an annoyed voice, whilst shaking my head in disbelief (not that I should be surprised 8) ) at them.
 
I was locked out of my house for four hours and fourteen minutes.

I am still cold.
Any warmth seems like this superficial, surface warmth.

It's as if i'm a frozen bean,
Which when you look at it, you think it's not still frozen.
But when you bite into it.
Your teeth hurt, that cold achey hurt
from the cold on the inside.

I need to thaw out.

I told my mum i still couldn't feel my toes,
And i didn't have to clear the table before dinner.
Emma had to.

ha.
 
I was at the train station, and this guy asks me if he can use my mobile to make a phone call because hes out of credit. He looked like a decent person, I gave him my phone, he then pulls out his mobile,to get the number to dial, he had one of those computer looking phones that you use a needle to type them, Far our out, FECK, why wouldn’t you want to go on a plan if you had one them, I assume if you had no credit you bought that thing straight out. Arrrr, it like can a scab a smoke, OH and ya lighter………….ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
i have the most ridiculous headache right now. my head is pounding and my eyes are really really sore and i cant concentrate and i have not one but two assignments due tomorrow and no matter how organised i was earlier in the week it hasnt seemed to have made much difference and the worst part is i know that no matter how bad tonight is i have a whole week of it to look forward to next week i really need a few 30 hour days to try and catch up on the sleep im missing plus get everything done.

*tries to catch breathe*
 
/new rant

Fuck, im coming a little bitch...

People Who Have Their Discman/MP3/WHATEVR Up Way To Loud

Today, i was coming to work on the train, person at least 5 metres away from me... had their fuckin headphones CRANKED... i love music, and i love music loud, but ffs, your on a train with another 50 commuters in hearing distance...

Not only that, but it is so fuckin bad for your own health, hence why young people are getting deaf earlier (huh, did you say something dude?)

Everyone else seems to be able to listen to their device at a normal level, why cant you. You fuckin idiot???

O thats right, coz you think you a top shit, coz your ass takes up two spaces on the train...

/end rant!
 
Pleonastic said:
FUCK!

I just discovered they fucked up the flavour of apple chuppa-chups. "New Formula" my arse... they should just change the name to Shithouse Flavour.

Cunts. :X
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Write to them with your complaint about how you adored the previous apple flavour and now they have changed it and lost your business.

I guarantee free Chuppa-Chups. %)
 
ok i have state championships this weekend so I have to do the incredibly attractive uber fake tan thing on my legs. My sister and I use ModelCo Tan in a Can, she sprays me I spray her. We did our first coat last night and last time I did it I let it dry then put my trackies on to go to bed and ended up with seam lines in my tan. Aha! I thought. This time I wont wear pants so I dont get seam lines. However I must have slept with my arms in between my legs or something cos goddamn my arms are patchy and my hands are black (and by black I mean gross orangy).

So I have spent the morning using my Mums expensive toner to try and get the worst of it off (sorry Mum) but of course this was only the first coat and I have to do it again tonight and tomorrow night!!
 
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