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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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People who whinge about fashion magazines giving people a bad body image

I buy these glossy magazines because I want to see beautiful clothes on beautiful women. Sure, I often think 'god I wish I had her legs, breasts, ass, skin, sexy foot arch' but they aren't the reason I want to lose weight. The reason I want to lose weight rests solely with fat women who wear lycra pants. 8o

If you want to see 'real' women then buy Take 5 or hang out at the local supermarket; real women as far as the eye can see.
 
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Ex-friends, those people who have seriously fucked you over, who call up months later acting like nothing has happened - expecting me to be all sweetness and light, without even so much as a bullshit explanation as to their behavior :X

Some people may be able to forgive and forget through time alone, but I don't and as a result I apparently "Haven't evolved past my limited experiences of differing peoples value response systems"!!! :X WTF!!:X So somehow you think that by throwing disproven psychobabble at me, that I'm magically going to remember what a great person you were? I'm sorry, that glimmer of a moment when you fooled me is over, and your assertions that my life is fucked, only reminds me of how much more synergistic and purely happier my life is, now that I no longer know you.

I could continue to flatten your ego with my boot (as fuck that's the only way to get through to you) but "I don't want to focus my energy on such a negative cause" hopefully a universally understood FUCK OFF!!! will suffice!!!
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*argh*

F U LATROBE UNI HUMANITIES DEPARTMENT

first tell me when i enrol in the course that i'll have more choice by doing a creative arts degree rather than a straight arts degree (and yes! i know what i want to do, i'm not an indecisive person who is doing an arts degree because i dont know what i want to do)

*anyway* i want to change one of my subjects over to media, so i go and do the right thing by speaking to one of the media teachers first to get their approval where they tell me i cant switch to media because im doing creative arts, that only arts and media students can do media at first year level. ALTHOUGH I know at least 10 people doing creative arts who are taking media at first year...so i tell him this and he flat out denies that this could possibly happen! and the fact the creative arts students cant do media at first year is fucking stupid anyway because we can do it at second and third year so you would think that they would want you to get practice at how to write the essays etc, before your enter into a second year subject! ok so i'm pissed off with this so a few days later i go and get some other teacher to sign my form to say i can change (a little white lie that im an arts student gets me through) and i take my form to humanities thinking ive beaten them and i find out that the fucking other teacher has already been there enquiring about creative arts students doing media so the humanities lady is now aware of this and WONT let me change...and to piss me off 100% more she says "oh if the media studies teacher hadnt come and talked to me about this, i would have just changed it without question...." SO I DID THE RIGHT THING BY GOING TO TALK TO HIM AND I GET COMPLETELY DICKED BECAUSE OF IT.......if i just simply took my form to humanities and got it changed no one would have been any wiser......FUCKING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I will never ever do the right thing when changing subjects/enrolling from now on, valuable lesson learnt.....

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IGNORANT PEOPLE
seriously, turn off your television and put down your cleo magazine. I hate your ideological idiots.
 
nickthecheese said:
IGNORANT PEOPLE
seriously, turn off your television and put down your cleo magazine. I hate your ideological idiots.
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all i have to say to that is "FUCKING OATH MATE" =D

I get so sick of saying it and then no one ever changes so i don't bother anymore because it makes me feel snobby but fuck man it's just so damn true and people who are in that category don't even realise it and think the people who think this way are the freaks...go figure hey 8)
 
haha The flip side being that not watching television or reading Cleo doesn't mean you're not ignorant.

[wow... so many negatives in that sentence]
 
lets try that again (butterfingers)

I hate

1. my job (I am surrounded by assholes)
2. my missus (too smothering)
3. my mum (she stabbed me in the fucken heart)
4. my family (there all square fucks)
5. my car (its broken)
6. my neighbours (I think they go through my backyard when I am not home....really)
7. my dog (it bloody wont learn to sit when I tell it too)

that pretty much covers it, I feel better now, thankyou.
 
My little old seven year old poratable second hand cd player just finally karked it :(

This means no more psytrance at home ...... nooooooo :(

and no other cds too :(

and i just got three new ones today too :( (thanks tngarus by the way =D )
 
Customers:

This guy tonight got suspended for non-payment. This means he has gone 50 days overdue. He asked if next time we do it, we could give him some kind of advice before we suspend his internet.

Sure buddy, weren't the 3 months of freakin bills you didn't pay enough of a reminder??

Also, bluelight has been blocked by my work proxy. Glad I'm leaving on friday ;)
 
KemicalBurn said:
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i fucking hate junkie scum. smoking other peoples cigarette butts. its pathetic.
send them all to tasmania.
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Fuck you we don't want 'em.

I hate mainlanders who shit on Tassie. The only people allowed to shit on Tassie are the poor cunts who live there. Like me.
 
I washed my car yesterday. Washing my car is a big event for me... I don't do it very often, but when I do, it's spotless by the end.

Came out this morning to find a big fat fuckoff bird shit on the roof and down the driver side door.

Grrr.

Also, paying $50 to fill my car sucks hardcore!
 
I never said it makes you any less ignornat by not reading them. Mwahaha, my cleo hating goes on with full force! Damn highly organised visual asthetic control memes!

I hateTELSTRA with a passion, even more now. BURN IN HELL ZIGGY!

Timed local calls? WTF? GET OVER YOUR PROFIT MARGINS AND START PROVIDING A USEFUL SERVICE you fucktards!

[that said, i'm a shitestra CDMA customer :(]
 
I declare - I HATE VON DUTCH!

AAAAAAArrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!

They're driving me crazy! These little wannabe's EVERYWHERE I go!

Von Dutch is so NOT HOT! You look like a bunch of losers who want to look cool and couldn't be bothered developing your own sense of STYLE!

To me, fashion these days is somewhat of an "artform". It's easy to express yourself through the clothes you wear, coz there is so much funky stuff out there on the market.

One thing I am NOT talking about is Von Dutch fucker trucker caps. Manhatten, where it all started?

Now, I'm a big fan of the oversized trucker.. but not something that you see when you pass every second person on the street! I actually go out of my way to find the obscure stuff... but hey! I like my individualism..

So, to all you unimaginative monkey's out there.. who live by the "I wear Von Dutch, I must be cool" motto.. I ask you this... Do you even know who or what VON DUTCH is? Where it started? And who's making millions from you??

Well... read this article and enlighten yourself: The life and times of Von Dutch

Most of you Bill Gates lookalikes in trucker hats have probably never seen the back of a motorcycle let alone sat your arse on one!

This very bandwagon jumping in order to make someone millions of dollars at the end of the day goes against the very idea of what Von Dutch's ideals where in the first place.

He was not in business to make money.. he loved doing his job well.

Von Dutch was a true artist.

So now that we see corporate suit wearing smug office brutes wearing these fucking hats all over Sydney (and probably every other major city) on their weekends with their 'Pumpkin Patch Osh Kosh me gosh I've got way too much money' kids, let's put the Von Dutch trucker hat craze out of it's misery....

Stop buying these things for heaps of dollars on Ebay! They cost $5 to make!

See... it's driven me crazy already... 8( 8( 8(
 
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You see a hell of alot of wannabe's wearing Von Dutch.

But to me it seems like more of a gay label, because every second guy you see on Oxford street is wearing it. So now whenever I see someone wearing the VD im secretly wondering whether he is telling you more than he should.
 
but yeah - i hate them wankers that wear Von Douche aswell..... it's getting beyond a joke!

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